Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[twilightgarden]

Ah hink he might be up the duff, kin anywan drap aff a pregnancy test tae him?
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Oh ffs, stoap stealing ma poasts afore ah've thought oaf them and poasted them. Ah'm flouncing fae this app that isnae ma joab! #capeesh #snakesoananapp

Tonsa blessings, also.

Are ye ABZALOOTLY FINEEE hen?

 

[Ferguson]

Paisley Polis Station staff room the day.

Where's Gonzo?
Aff sick
AGAIN?
Aye, always straight after his annual leave.
Takes the piss.
You should have heard him on the phone, was actually crying.
No way
Aye, at least we dinnae have to look at his ugly face.
That's true, ah'd rather clean the cludgies ma sel.
Me too hen

 

[mammaof3]

So the wet wipe is still oof with Covid then and Deek, rightly so, is pissed oof with the fanny wipe.

No need to document your fake illness on the gram.
Mario, you can go to work you know.

If the result of this LFD test is positive, they are advised not to attend work for at least 5 days. They should only return if they feel well enough to work, and they do not have a high temperature.

Oh shite, I've just given him a way out of going back.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Has he got covid? He’s not mentioned it

 

[Anti-influencer]

Imagine this Covid wiz an invention so he didny need to provide an excuse as tae why none ae his content is ootside in the glorious weather like a normal person, coz we aw know if he didny “huv Covid” he still widny be ootside. Canny believe he’s wasted his petty cash booking away tae lanzarote

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He needs a good thumping on his clammy back fat. Stop crying, you whimpering Wendy. Aye.

 

[bigmouth1927]

Unless the fat duck puts out soon, Wee Deek will be putting his Deek in Domboii. Also. So aye.

 

[muscadet]

Nice to know he’s been sweating in his pants on the polyester Lego sofa

 

[twilightgarden]

Nice to know he’s been sweating in his pants on the polyester Lego sofa

Gads big sweaty arse cheek marks on the polyester and totie wee baw and mushroom marks also. Bet the smell is leaping in the bedsit.

 

[bigmouth1927]

Nice to know he’s been sweating in his pants on the polyester Lego sofa

I bet theres sparks everytime he moves. Factual.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Prawn pasta and ice cold chablis for me. I hope she pulls through. Life is tit without watching her make a tit of herself!

Can you call me next time please! I'd happily join you, my nickname used to be Mrs Chablis. In fact feck the food let's just drink and talk aboot Marion lol

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

The wee Klarna Chameleon has worked himself into a right state.

Sad sack.

Note he hasn’t said anything about Adele having Covid? He posted last week that Deek was half dead in bed so surely if Mario has the ‘rona, Derek had it first and has a little bespoke week off too.

 

[twilightgarden]

@AwwCosyWivDeek Klarna chameleon

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

@AwwCosyWivDeek Klarna chameleon

Can klarna chameleon be in the next thread title

 

[SuzyE]

Mario, wind ya neck in you whiney witch. Nobody cares

 

[menopausalmargrit]

As my auld Granny used to say, he talks mare shite than ten arses!

 

[bigmouth1927]

Can you call me next time please! I'd happily join you, my nickname used to be Mrs Chablis. In fact feck the food let's just drink and talk aboot Marion lol

Of course hen. You can come around and sit on my concrete sofa and we'll put the world to rights! Spine bright and so forth. Xx

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

So ill and in pain, sobbing, aye alright. That's why there's a pumpkin oan your buckled console table. Autumn sign, bumhole wreath and your autumn cushions are oan the Minecraft sofa. Lying fat bastard.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

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Christ almighty, we get it, you have covid!!! Typical Mario, 3 years late with the trends

I’d probably be crying too if I was stuck in a tiny little flat with windows I couldn’t open, laid up on a concrete slab instead of a nice comfy sofa.
He’s probably deeply regretting choosing that one, also.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

You just couldn’t make this bespoke tit up Hottest week of the year in September and this wee fanny is sitting melting in the Beruit penthouse surrounded by cheap Autumn tat with “get cosy” scrawled across the lot of it.
Hates this weather coz he hasn’t got a garden. Factual

I think this as well. He hates any kind of weather where folk decamp outside to their garden or drive to the beach as he can do neither of these things.
This heatwave has made all the Insta huns and their autumn tat look like complete bellends. I’ve also been crying at the autumn reels… with laughter as I sit in my garden with my feet in the kids paddling pool having one of they lethal