Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I cannae believe I've twice thought she's away. Of course she's not away. She's in her budgie cage, noooo welll, as usual. That's it now, next time you see me say, that I think she's away, report and block me. Klarna oan my ain arse.
Wonder who's she caught it from. Can't see krystal humongous camel hoof being happy, giving out cakes with covid in. I bet it was Daisy niece who infected oor little skip rat.

 

[CrapEars]

The “I’m OK” you can imagine it said in a weak voice, barely above a whisper because he’s just SO ILL!!!!!

 

[SuzyE]

The soft shite what he is. He just hates not getting attention

 

[DramaQueen79]

What a greetin faced wee witch he is

 

[Skyflier6727]

What a bloody wuss. Sobbing in the shower with covid. Big girls blouse

 

[peachy-keen]

Wonder if we’ll get a new sick selfie

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I imagine her dragging her fat arse around like this. I bet this heat has her naked in bed, smothered in talc, the nooo. If my 40 year old husband cried over this, I'd give him something to cry about. Also.

 

[puddleduck]

I'm sorry but we have been really ill in this house (not covid but a nasty bug,) and it's over forty degrees outside. I've still managed to put the washing out and will drag myself to the shower before the day is out although I may struggle to keep my balance. Am not crying in pain, just dealing with it. We are OAP status and he is just a whinging wimp.

 

[Madge2022]

Nah he's no away ah think he's got the rona. But it will be the worsest case ever!

Probably kept an auld test tae show as he's nae content noo. He's raging he wisnae first tae dae autumn so it's cancelled.

Oanly Deek and Beak no well, yet he wuz wi his faimily and the lovelies Friday/Saturday.

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The “I’m OK” you can imagine it said in a weak voice, barely above a whisper because he’s just SO ILL!!!!!

Like you did when you were a kid and wanted a day off school
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I'm sorry but we have been really ill in this house (not covid but a nasty bug,) and it's over forty degrees outside. I've still managed to put the washing out and will drag myself to the shower before the day is out although I may struggle to keep my balance. Am not crying in pain, just dealing with it. We are OAP status and he is just a whinging wimp.

Martin is OAP status noo he's 40. In Seedyhill that's equivalent tae 100.

ETA, it was the weekend before he saw his family, the lovelies didn't bother to meet till a week later. I stand corrected, he definitely has covid then. Tonsa blessings Martin, shall I drop you off some messages?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I’ve been away living ma life as I should and I return tae a new thread and Marion wae “covid”. What a lying fat bleep.

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma hens he's no goat covid he's wanting sick pay off the truncheon team so he's got his bespoke biro oot

 

[Madge2022]

Ma hens he's no goat covid he's wanting sick pay off the truncheon team so he's got his bespoke biro oot

Stole the red crayon Brewers Fayre gave wee Deek tae colour in the children's menu while he wuz waiting fur his beige food. #factual

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Do they do Covid tests on Klarna now?

 

[Rayne]

I imagine her dragging her fat arse around like this. I bet this heat has her naked in bed, smothered in talc, the nooo. If my 40 year old husband cried over this, I'd give him something to cry about. Also.
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Smothered in talc has me rolling

 

[mammaof3]

So Sunday Deek was ill with a ''cold''.
Monday, on back to work day, he was feeling horrendous in bed with a ''cold''.

Then nothing until today and he has tested positive for the Rona.

Ok then, has he been spreading it around Paisley?

 

[Babybail93]

Crying on the floor of the shower cubicle?

Alright. Calm down Tong Braxton

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Marion kept an old covid test to use for when he wants time off work pass it on.
Why is he always ill when Deed Deek can't Deed Deek get a day away from him

Does Marion have a shower seat that we haven't seen? Also

 

[geezabreak]

Nae mention o pare wee Deek, assuming that's whit he hud anaw, but that's no important, pare fucker could be deid Deek and he'd still be bangin oan aboot how no weel he is.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Marion kept an old covid test to use for when he wants time off work pass it on.
Why is he always ill when Deed Deek can't Deed Deek get a day away from him

Does Marion have a shower seat that we haven't seen? Also

I bet poor Deek never gets any time alone in his Mario's flat. Honestly I love when my husband goes out for the evening with his mates and I can have an evening eating Girl Dinner and binging Grey's Anatomy. I'd hate if he didn't have and friends. Probably the same for him as well. It's healthy to have some time apart but these two seem to be glued to the hip. The only time Deek can get away from his strangler hands is when he's at work!