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That hideous blanket is crocheted, not knitted. Last seen in the Dingle's house in Emmerdale.
By circle, do you mean Sad Sadie & Krystal Meth?
What in the nan's shawl is that? Marion hen, putting wool in the bumming fort is not a good idea. Washing spunk off that will be a nightmare ms lovelie. It'll take 9 days for that to dry on your bleep washings airer, the noo.
Hannah is on her way up to the metal box to celebrate her favourite person ETA 17.17.
Looks like his besties on her way to Beirut! Hope she booked a hotel cause if no its a night on the concrete sofa
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Saw this and came running on here. So after his big declaration of โmidnight and itโs autumnโ heโs now saying next weekend. 
aye right you donโt read here Maz and see us all taking the piss out of you doing autumn during a late summer heatwave 
so if you do read this my message to you is: go and get a proper life you sad little prick, you donโt know what youโre missing
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whatโs the betting that he will think itโs him but sheโs probably went and bagged herself a Scottish bloke and goes to a fancy hotel and never sets foot near Paisley
aye right you donโt read here Maz and see us all taking the piss out of you doing autumn during a late summer heatwave so if you do read this my message to you is: go and get a proper life you sad little prick, you donโt know what youโre missing---
I bet itโs no him
whatโs the betting that he will think itโs him but sheโs probably went and bagged herself a Scottish bloke and goes to a fancy hotel and never sets foot near Paisley
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Favourite person?
Does she only know him & Donald Trump?
A wunner if Marion is away tae get in the criss and joos, or maybe a wee bespoke cheese board 
For the avoidance of doubt....
Sounds like Maz and his leaky arse could do with a bit of pumpkin spice also.
Sounds like Maz and his leaky arse could do with a bit of pumpkin spice also.
A 40 year auld man that's excited fur getting a box o kriss, colouring books and pens plus a crochet blanket fur his birthday. Oh. Ma. Days! 
Criss in a wee pumpkin bowl hunny! He has to use up his frazzles and chopsticks from his bespoke Amazon birthday hamper.A wunner if Marion is away tae get in the criss and joos, or maybe a wee bespoke cheese board
Poor old Maz. Where were his circle on his birthday then? Not one of his 'circle' bothered to vist him, just palmed him off with crisps from Amazon, dead flowers and Auntie Doris's crocheted blanket that looks as though it stinks. And he was beside himself with gratitude for his manky cards and gifts that not one iota of thought went into. Still at least Hannah is on her way, he can get the cheeseboard out again with babybels and Primula cheese spread. Will Hannah be sleeping on the jazz stained, cat piss stained sofa? Lucky her.
Do you remember last week, we were all bleeping delusional insisting he'd be on holiday now. What's wrong with us. He really did wash his trainers 13 months in advance. Why would Marion take a week off to go on holiday, when he can take a week off and go to the shops, to buy leaves and mugs instead. No wonder she's scrubbed the ant farm this morning. Maybe she can take Hannah to get a pickle from duck it Castelvecchi. Aye.
I find his interests so strange- theyโre either toddler-level, or OAP. Thereโs no middle ground.
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Ah ha!. This is really yours isn't it, Mario. We all know you love a dupe 
Barrakat....
Ah'm convinced he's in sheltered accommodation and wee Deek is his carer. The treatit meals are really the communal residents kitchen.
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Wearing his Pauline Fowler cardi ower his slug jaiket
Facebook thought ah'd be interested in these tights, that's the last time ah Google button mushrooms and nae debates.
In Hannahโs birthday post she said she canโt wait to celebrate and spoil him so we are due 1,000 dots of doom over the next day or so.
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