Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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It hurts ma heid that he managed 3 spelling mistakes in wan wee sentence. Illiterate cunt also.
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She's been reading here. Hay fatty
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Rediculous
 
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Love that he received the Holy trinity of presents you give people you don't know that well: food (usually chocolate but slight deviation on the criss) flowers and an adult colouring kit. Its secret santa for the colleague you don't know that well
 
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I can’t imagine being so influenced by what you see on the internet you just HAVE to have it. I’ve managed to go through life without a grey room in my house (a la oor Sopha), a boujee cup or any of that crap.
 
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For a cunt who lives in a shoddy tiny 1 bed council flat surrounded by smackheads and a view of the communal bins, he really thinks he's something special doesn't he.
Jesus CHRIST
 
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Set up a play shop in the plastic mini greenhouse in the garden for the kids this summer. It's literally got pens, colouring books, a few tins. Board games.
 
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I can’t imagine being so influenced by what you see on the internet you just HAVE to have it. I’ve managed to go through life without a grey room in my house (a la oor Sopha), a boujee cup or any of that crap.
This is also me. Not a grey room, dead flowers or Stanley cup in sight in the TL household. I do however have hundreds of kids toys, half a ton of cat hair and an ironing pile that’s taking over my utility. With 3 kids, cats and a dog I’m definitely keeping it real over here as my house will never be Insta worthy

edited to add: I do however have a front and back door of my own and even….. a driveway and garage (I know wealth) so things here are still better than Maz’s broom cupboard
 
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