A year out of date on the pink thing too. God's sake. Couldn't he have looked around Debenhams, hot some nicer ideas.
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We already knew Melvin has no taste, hence the plush grey prison. I suppose he thinks he is setting new trends by adding colour to his padded cell, however as ever Melvin is always well behind the curve. God bless his empty head
Give it a couple of years, he'll wonder if he can be an influencer.
Noooooo!He'll be feeling himself to those pics later and so forth
“Best crisps ever and THEY’RE back to THEIR original price on THEIR website”
Fixed that for you Mario. Jesus.
Fixed that for you Mario. Jesus.
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Oh we are having to suffer his teeth jurnee...again but it's all in his highlights ma luvlies, oh and he has ordered an electric toothbrush and flosser altho he made me shudder when he referred to the 'back door '
Anyone know if he had a lovely day today or not?
“Anyways, I’ll love ya and leave yas!” *touches face repeatedly*
Why does he always seem so angry when he has to tell his lovelies that his jurnee is in his highlights. Engagement should be good for his account but instead he is always like “FFS Just LOOK and stop asking me!“
Totally , it's like it's getting on his 3 hairs
he be bald in 10 minutes if he asked about any of his jurnees.
Theft from old people she cleaned for.Oh I always thought my bubble our home came across lovely
Is that the Big Mamma Hoose woman whose constantly begging for more followers.
He was SO annoyed about it todayTotally , it's like it's getting on his 3 hairs
Also I think him and Derek we’re out for exercising more than their hour today, I mean if you walk half an hour one way and half an hour back it shouldn’t floor you like he is claiming if they already walk a lot 
tut tut!I think maybe he went past his dream hoose and seen the new owners making it all bespoke and plush & boujee with blush pink and grey and that set him offHe was SO annoyed about it today
Me and my black heart are not ashamed to admit to a head tilt, a wee smile and a big awww watching Captain Tom on the beeb. Then I caught up with Mr Vapid's stories. The juxtaposition was just too much.
I'm having a wee Tia Maria just for zen purposes.
I'm having a wee Tia Maria just for zen purposes.
So it’s clear that Melvin is either cashing in on his insta fame or has won the lottery. So what do we think his next bespoke boujee purchase will be?
Sooooooo he's on the beg for some free crisps.
A robot hoover! Mostly becausei want rayn to do a sloppy jalloppy tit so it can hoover it up and spread it everywhere. Please please mario !
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