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Troll!!! That's Mr Bucket sleeping in the spare bedroom tonight. My fanny has shut up shoapEveryone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.
Has Martin got a part time job writing their description information on Amazon. Chees and onion, walakersDon't forget about £10 on the felt tips as well
She really pushed the boat oot far his 40th.
ETA I stand corrected.
£24 for the box of crisis.
so roughly £42 spent on him...
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I prefer the story that she found them in the social club. There's a packet of salt n shake crisps from 1983 in that boxDon't forget about £10 on the felt tips as well
She really pushed the boat oot far his 40th.
ETA I stand corrected.
£25 for the box of criss.
so roughly £43 was spent on him...
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Well there is definitely nae action in the Skyflier hoose the night!!Everyone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.
I’ve gone and put a onesie on after reading that no way in hell is Mr TL getting anywhere near me tonightEveryone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.
Nothing screams 'I forgot your birthday/wasn't going to bother' more than someone spending £25 on £10 worth of crisps on Amazon, otherwise you'd have done that yourself and sent it days ago, saving yourself a fortune and actually managing to make it a bit more personal. What a sad little life!Imagine how excited he was opening that Amazon package for it to be a box of crisps
£25 on that selection is scandalous too! It’s all the cheap crisps….six bags of ‘Thingies’ which are 15p each in my local corner shop.
Going to start my own bespoke crisp and joos Amazon service. I’ll post the link in my next post lovelies!
It's GRATEFUL for ffs. Aaaarrrggghhhh!
Hope you squeezed in a wee bespokeIt's GRATEFUL for ffs. Aaaarrrggghhhh!
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My present for him is arriving today. I've not put enough stamps on it, obvs.
Contents, biro with the lid chewed.
Happy birthday mum card, with mum scribbled out and Mario written on.
Covid test.
Scratch card, used.
I'm dying that they've all mugged him off. I'm honestly embarrassed for him.Nothing screams top influencer of that app mare than hunners of thousands of bespoke birthday gifts.
Criss, colouring book, deed flowers also.
It’s all so fake. These people in his phone aren’t his friends. He is delusional.I'm dying that they've all mugged him off. I'm honestly embarrassed for him.
Just like serial killers, Scotland has a higher than average number of bawbags per population.There he is noo with his face full aw make-up, a hot drink for Autum, and his wee charm bracelet.
Stunner, oor ScottishMario.
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But which are you, Madge, serial killer or bawbag???Just like serial killers, Scotland has a higher than average number of bawbags per population.
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