Aye 2 days after his birthday ano! Miserable cow
Aye 2 days after his birthday ano! Miserable cow
We've all been there. To be fair we know he loves criss and Jooce. The only other option was to give him the bottle of talc from Christmas her nana brought her. I'd have thrown that in for his sensitive skin.Emma was on a bank holiday session, it's all she could find in the pub and the shop
Emma was on the sesh it's all she could find in the pub and the shoplifters gave her an empty shoe box to send it.
Cheers for making my menopause symptoms 100 times worseEveryone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.
We all know he talcs his baby button mushroom up. Aye.We've all been there. To be fair we know he loves criss and Jooce. The only other option was to give him the bottle of talc from Christmas her nana brought her. I'd have thrown that in for his sensitive skin.
If that Dior bag had been real it would have got its own dots of doom !! Doesny want to do a close up cause we would say ‘sit doon Ali Express yer tee’s oot’
With boujee scent 'Lavender'.We all know he talcs his baby button mushroom up. Aye.
Oh you’re my kinda parent hen!Criss boxes and a fucking colouring book. I leave this kind of shit out for my daughter when I've had one to many lethaland I can't possibly rise from my pit until a Dominos arrives. Throw in a Roblox gift card and be done already
Mine has just hoovered a wain back in. Like Gandhi’s flip flop. Factual. They divorce papers would be oan Amazon prime.Everyone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.
Tap your settings button on the right hand side, the bar will light up then! Like Marion's boaby when he gets excitedIf your birthday is on a Sunday, thoughtful friends will ensure that a present is delivered before the weekend so you have it in time for your big day.
Having a birthday on a Sunday and then receiving an Amazon box of shite on Tuesday means you’ve been forgotten about and someone had to do a mad Prime dash.
(Off topic but does everyone else having their posting options/formatting missing: I can’t make text bold, do strike throughs, add emojis etc).
Sorry hun, I didn't know you had already educated our maz on kitten collars. kiss kiss.He’s one fucking Muppet. If he knew anything about cats and kittens he would know that those collars are paper and used to identify kittens that young for weight purposes. His ignorance astounds me
He’s so thick ma lovelie he needs repeated telling. I foster kittens if needed and that sort of ignorance rips my knitting!!Fook, I was only jesting with the colouring books from his mate gobby Rendall.
but what the hell she got him one, what with his KerryKatonas and all
Hahahahaha.
Maz - again it's grateful.
Maz re collars - many owners of litters identify the babies via collars for feeding purposes. And they are possibly paper ones. so get a grip and shut ya cakehole.
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Sorry hun, I didn't know you had already educated our maz on kitten collars. kiss kiss.
He really is fucking thick.He’s one fucking Muppet. If he knew anything about cats and kittens he would know that those collars are paper and used to identify kittens that young for weight purposes. His ignorance astounds me
A wee talc cloud when he lets aff. If it's brown he kens he's followed through.We all know he talcs his baby button mushroom up. Aye.
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