On his second try hen but practice makes ok
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Ah wis away tae say deek but they’re no dentastix so I’ll keep ma chops shut
On his second try hen but practice makes okAt least he got the tag right otherwise a wee guy in America wud be wunderin why hes tagged by a 40 year auld cleaner fae Paisley so aye
Ah wis away tae say deek but they’re no dentastix so I’ll keep ma chops shutI need tae get tae know what those pedigree chum treats are for, this app isnae ma joab
Well ma lovelies, those flooers certainly look like they've been oan a jurney, consisting oaf a car crash, car wash and a few days at a graveside afore making their way tae Beirut towers.The florist has written this like a true tattler.
‘Also loves autumn vibes’
‘In my wee flower journey’
I don’t think it’s suppost to be funny but also is
A stroke oaf yer wee button mushroom boaby ma lovelieOmg that font gave me a stroke
She's emptied a cupboard. Probably aw the flavours in multipacks her weans don't like.
Calm doon Mrs HinchOh god me too. I thank Jesus Mary and the wee donkey daily for my utility room (simply ponging of wealth here)
And the felt tipsA colouring book , a f’n colouring bookI am deed
So funny how all these people are sending the presents not one turned up to the bedsit or arranged a coffee meet up or lunch … sit doon keep in the lines billy nae mates
Glad we still give him anxiety also.
Thread title there hen, although I reckon oor Maz has a vag that smells like scampi fries also.Happy 40th, you look like a Wotsit, smell like a Frazzle and have a dick like a Chipstick. Also.
Nobody, absolutely nobody is jealous of your wee charrum, post malone perfume, crisps and colouring. We don't think it's flashy, we think your learning difficulties are spining bright, that's all. Aye.
He'd have a box of salt and vinegar one's from meShe's emptied a cupboard. Probably aw the flavours in multipacks her weans don't like.
Mebbes aw that's boattle bags he showed wur juice. #crissandjuice
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Calm doon Mrs Hinch
AKA if he showed your present its shite
I used to sterilise the bairns bottles in Milton
Packet of 49p Frazzles.Nobody, absolutely nobody is jealous of your wee charrum, post malone perfume, crisps and colouring. We don't think it's flashy, we think your learning difficulties are spining bright, that's all. Aye.
In other words, they're shite so I'm not showing them
Martin is a martyr thinking of us plebs getting pure jel. Ah mean, huv youse ever hud a present that is better than a colouring in book? Still a man oaf the people, despite his blue tick.
Emma was on a bank holiday session, it's all she could find in the pub and the shop
Emma was on the sesh it's all she could find in the pub and the shoplifters gave her an empty shoe box to send it.
I think it's more likely he's already showed off everything he got, there is no more to show but he wants us all to think he's popular. We all know he has no real life friends just insta huns who don't countIn other words, they're shite so I'm not showing them
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