Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

[AllieBee]

He expects us to believe he’s ever won at anything? Maybe the Biggest Beak Awards but naw much else.

The Smallest Boaby Awards first place
The Smelliest Sharts Awards first place
The Tiniest Bedsit Awards first place
The Most Clutter Awards first place

 

[orangeboom]

Marion’s got the clap pass it on

 

[nefariousnellie]

Marion’s got the clap pass it on

Good thing Marion is a hermit in the beirut towers so he canny pass the clap on also narrowly avoiding a public health emergency in Paisley

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Here is Mario relaxing in his boudoir. Sing it hen. View attachment 2383892
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we are trolling, we are trolling

we are trolling, we are trolling
Chanting loudly across Paisleeeeeeee
We are trolling Deek and Beaky
From B&M to castelvecchiiiiiiiiii

has to be sung in Maz’s screechy tone for full effect

 

[twilightgarden]

we are trolling, we are trolling
Chanting loudly across Paisleeeeeeee
We are trolling Deek and Beaky
From B&M to castelvecchiiiiiiiiii

Sing it hen!

 

[Turmeric123]

The Smallest Boaby Awards first place
The Smelliest Sharts Awards first place
The Tiniest Bedsit Awards first place
The Most Clutter Awards first place

I hope youse don't feel affronted but is your PP Martins beak?

 

[SuzyE]

Sounds like someone's feeling like Billy no mates again. Sad thing is it'll be true having no genuine mates in his life

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Screaming at Daz trolling Marion so aye and so forth.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Screaming at Daz trolling Marion so aye and so forth.

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Haha has she had beef with him before, can't think back that long tbh

 

[Doodlebug71]

Maria all holiday ready dont know where the 9 pun is he lost so aye

 

[Involved please]

Bring you up to spread??? Eh??? It’s too early.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Translation- "Oor Soph, ya didnae congratulate I, Marion of Paisley, oan ma bootiful wax melt fresh fhucking febreeze and so forth, ya wee big footed giant, also. Notice me hen!"

 

[Ferguson]

Translation- "Oor Soph, ya didnae congratulate I, Marion of Paisley, oan ma bootiful wax melt fresh fhucking febreeze and so forth, ya wee big footed giant, also. Notice me hen!"
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Size 5 ah mean 11 feet.

He's a sulky wee bastard the day.
Fumming that Soph didnae clap also.

 

[Realhousemouse]

He’s so desperate for validation from strangers/people he barely knows on the internet I honestly have no need to have anyone clapping for me

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This fat witch thinks by rubbing his minky all over a policeman's truncheon, that he deserves a wee clap like the NHS. He worked harder than nurses during the pandemic, don't you know. Absolute above and beyond also. Marion hen, youre a nobody with a dinky, stinky boaby, and your flat is smaller than Greedys utility cupboard. Cash in hand day, the day, for oor little pygmy, possibly a duck it castelvecchi pickle and pizza. Fat bastard.
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The best thing he's ever invested in, is his litter box. Says alot.
Hoose? Nae.
Car? Nae.
Kids? Nae.
Litter box? Absofuckinglutely ma lovelie, although I call it ma safe space, also. #ad

 

[Freefalling]

This fat witch thinks by rubbing his minky all over a policeman's truncheon, that he deserves a wee clap like the NHS. He worked harder than nurses during the pandemic, don't you know. Absolute above and beyond also. Marion hen, youre a nobody with a dinky, stinky boaby, and your flat is smaller than Greedys utility cupboard. Cash in hand day, the day, for oor little pygmy, possibly a duck it castelvecchi pickle and pizza. Fat bastard.
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The best thing he's ever invested in, is his litter box. Says alot.
Hoose? Nae.
Car? Nae.
Kids? Nae.
Litter box? Absofuckinglutely ma lovelie, although I call it ma safe space, also. #ad
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Omg that litter box

 

[Poptart]

Thats me up to spread. Lets get Friday done!

 

[SuzyE]

'So many don't see or watch my stories '... Have you seen the drop in your followers Mario?!. And most of your followers will have your stories muted no doubt

 

[Madge2022]

we are trolling, we are trolling
Chanting loudly across Paisleeeeeeee
We are trolling Deek and Beaky
From B&M to castelvecchiiiiiiiiii

has to be sung in Maz’s screechy tone for full effect

Well hen, ma beak is bespokely clutched at your masterpiece. Youse need tae get Mr Timberlake tae release it as a single