Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

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Happy burthday Madge henI hope Mr Madge gave ye yer dumps while bent over the bath
 
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Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, Madge, ma lovelie! If you've nae gawt at least 4 balloons with ur age awn, then ur nawt doing it Mario style.
 
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Deek the morra when he catches up with this thread in the M&S bogs:



So aye and so forth also.
 
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Hahahaha this is giving me Scottish Declan BF vibes here.
Hellllloooo.
IYDKGTK
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Oooo I'm crap and don't know how to create new thread, but what amazing timing
Oh hen, when they add SD’s boyf into the clips on Scottish Duncan tiktok I am on the flair!! Too funny!!
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Hame bargains first hen, to pick up some flash and zoflora oot his birthday money. He'll be turning up at Tigerlilys with all his usual carrier bags.
We are gonna need a mock-up of him ootside Tigerlily hen. Eventhough you think it’s no yer joab, it actually is. Tonsalove xxx
 
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Oh hen, when they add SD’s boyf into the clips on Scottish Duncan tiktok I am on the flair!! Too funny!!
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We are gonna need a mock-up of him ootside Tigerlily hen. Eventhough you think it’s no yer joab, it actually is. Tonsalove xxx
I'm glad I'm not the only ridiculously immature one that finds that hillarious
 
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Happy Birthday Maz.

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How come the reflection in the mirror of his fugly shoes this morning look twice the width?
 
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So all the happy birthday messages he is reposting isn't from actual friends it's other pages 'influencers' taking his photos from his Instagram and wishing him happy birthday. Only photo he has posted when he was with that eccy jaw, redhead one and Hannah... confirms he really doesn't have friends off that app.

Why has he made his legs half the size they really are? We all know how Marion really looks. Filters do him no favours. Also
 
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Why does he go overboard on his replies like this one. Tit.

Has anyone seen a post from Hinch?!


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Happy birthday @Madge2022
 
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What have I missed? Yesterdays celebrations burnt me out.

We've got the teddy bears picnic to look forward to today hens.
 
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