Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

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Direct fire at tattle after someone (sorry can’t remember who) said about him building up to being too sick for his 40th to cover his lack of anything to do.

Even on his big 40th weekend he’s thinking about us! Living rent free in his mind just like he is in wee deeks council flat
 
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That outfit reveal - what a let down!!!! It’s bespokely normal and actually doesn’t look bad 🫣

Let’s reminisce his 37th birthday outfit…. Pregnant Pat Butcher



Feel like pure shit just want her back x
 
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Can't jeaprodise the birthday outfit any tattler spots him out in wild with actual carrier bag from said shop that will be end of the birthday outfit surprise.

Like a wee auld woman going morning paper and rolls with her savers bag.
Aye he’s a pure Isa, nae offence hen
 
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Who the hell drinks Asti? Haven't seen that for years! He will be bringing out the Lambrini next
Asti is like 4% so if he’s tipsy after that he needs to get a life
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Is it me or is that outfit actually ok, apart from the shoes and belt
 
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He’s the male(ish) equivalent of your auntie Sharon, isn’t he?

Jeans and a nice new top for a wee birthday night out #makingmemories #blessed #boydonegood
 
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Wonder where the BIG family meal is going to be? Paisley or his mammys bit?
 
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He’s definitely upped his fashion game, that’s the best dressed I’ve seen him! But I’m secretly hoping he’s back to normal the morra with a cheap looking ugly coloured lounge set
 
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What a little cunt! That outfit is actually nice! No Pat Butcher blouse has devastated me!
 
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Wow he looks **ahem** normal. Nice to see him dressed like a man and not a 14 year old girl.
 
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How many times is he going to mention it’s his birthday!

and why is he ready so early for a Saturday night out??!
 
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How many times is he going to mention it’s his birthday!

and why is he ready so early for a Saturday night out??!
It's his Saturday afternoon out you vile troll!!! Also he needs to be all cosy in bed by 8pm!!!
 
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No you say Deek dosna like his piccy taken. (but get it right he hates his picture taken ffs)

Is it because he's a bit of a honey and you're a pig?

 
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