Can't jeaprodise the birthday outfit any tattler spots him out in wild with actual carrier bag from said shop that will be end of the birthday outfit surprise.Shes changed her top. Pyoor class that Savers bag.
You've been influenced by the OG of that app ma lovely.I’m pure affrontidddd ma lovelies. Went to the opticians this morning and he said he is referring me for tests. I asked what for, and was told Kerrykatonas. Had to stifle a laugh as I sat there nodding along. I’m morphing into Marion
IYKYKLunn Polly - christ that's a blast from the past
He probably thinks that savers bag has better street cred than the Primark bag that his new blouse wid have been in.Can't jeaprodise the birthday outfit any tattler spots him out in wild with actual carrier bag from said shop that will be end of the birthday outfit surprise.
Like a wee auld woman going morning paper and rolls with her savers bag.
She’s been to Bon Marche hen, factualHe probably thinks that savers bag has better street cred than the Primark bag that his new blouse wid have been in.
Thick slag.Ikea? Literally says Addis right there, you fucktard.
View attachment 2405731
I was going to recommend a wee bus trip into bar 67Someone in Facebook page has recommended Shamrock bar. Hope it's karaoke and wee Deek sings simply the best and gets battered #singitbigot
Mario, you're orange, your tan did not turn out ok.
My 13 year old daughterMario, you're orange, your tan did not turn out ok.does anyone fake tan anymore also???
Or a wee £3 bottle of the finest LambruscoMy money is in next round being a wee bespoke babysham with an bespoke babysham glass from some small local business on Etsy!
Wtaf is going on with his fingers in this photo??
I’m currently stretched out by a pool in Lanzarote browsing Tattle. Wee Mario would be sweating his little man tits aff he was here now. He’d be moaning to Deek in that whingy silly voice he does.Also a wee bottle of Asti!
I honestly didn’t think people drank Asti anymore! The sweetest of sweet sparkling wines.
I know he’s pushing the whole Italian heritage thing but fuck me Asti?? At least pay the extra £2 for Prosecco
---
My money is in next round being a wee bespoke babysham with an bespoke babysham glass from some small local business on Etsy!
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?