Will be absolutely fumming about it.
The trolls and haters who are jealous of me have caused us tae cancel also.
Will be absolutely fumming about it.I audibly gasped after seeing that Facebook post, she will be furious that security has been compromised and it will be the trolls fault the holiday has to be cancelled.
I definitely hope they have a shite time knowing they've paid that muchI had a nosey 2 adults from Glasgow mid July next year little over 1k each that 7 nights and all inclusive.
8 months £114 payments deposit £60 each.
No wonder Deed Deek can't take Marion away until next year guy paying 2k holiday himself.
Rooms are also beige/brown
Jet2 also.
Please let the next thread title give him a hint that we know his hotel just incase he doesn't come onMartin is going to be fuming when he reads here - 40th ruined
LOVE THIS!Thread suggestion, tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise
No, YOU shut up.
That’s possibly Deeks excuse for finally making a bid for freedom while wrecking auld Maz’s birthday shit show I mean celebrations at the same timeIf poor wee Deek has had to collect a 4 and a 0 filled with helium, the poor little mite could have drifted off anywhere by now
Thread title SuggestionI definitely hope they have a shite time knowing they've paid that much
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Please let the next thread title give him a hint that we know his hotel just incase he doesn't come on
I think you're right. Tattlers assemble. We're going to Lanzarote. Can't wait to see him huffing and puffing around Timanfaye or whatever its called.I think the spray tan went wrong because she didn't lift her rolls of fat, so now she looks like a zebra with white stripes everywhere, she's had to patch it in with her fake tan mitt, which has been caked in the stuff since 1998.
I'm telling you now, she's going away soon. She'll update her ads while looking up at her mouldy ceiling in Costa Teggis. Then she'll be home saying she did a thing.
One hunner percent Costa Teguise needs to be in the thread title. Also.
You just know they're going to sit there ramming english breakfasts down their necks talking about brown people and the state of the country with a couple from yorkshire called Angie and Dave.Someone in Facebook page has recommended Shamrock bar. Hope it's karaoke and wee Deek sings simply the best and gets battered #singitbigot
Lunn Polly - christ that's a blast from the pastA spray tan doesn’t go wrong unless you mess it up yourself by not following the pre tan instructions and aftercare guidelines. I mean there is the possibility the person doing it was rubbish but who goes to a shit spray tanner, maybe they are a tattler and took one look at him stood in a pair of paper pants and thought I’ll need to close my eyes and hope for the best. I would bet my front and back door on that wee claim being a lie.
I audibly gasped after seeing that Facebook post, she will be furious that security has been compromised and it will be the trolls fault the holiday has to be cancelled.
Also, who books a holiday without reading trip advisor and doing a bit of research on the resort? This is not 1995 and all you’ve got is the lunn polly brochure, there are resources available. What a tit!
Just bringing this back tae the top for you hen.I’m buzzin for next weekend henscalling an early bingo on the following possible outcomes so feel free to add
1. Pat Butcher blouse,
2. Pauline fowler cardi
3. Orange makeup and pale neck and filtered to fuck selfie showing off his “makeup skills”
4. goochi’s finest shoes
5. fresh “hair don’t” by Nathan Todd
6. Beige food
7. “Boy done good” surprise gift from Deek that Marion told him to buy
8. Fake designer gift (Goochi/Louis Veeeton, Christian Deeeor etc)
9. Cake monstrosity from Krystal Chandelier
10. Hannah Ava May / insta huns “surprise”visit
11. Hunners of messages / reposts from fake pals
12. A wee comma break if Hinch doesn’t send him a message
Just a few guesses
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