Oh m8 those lips. I'm affronted for him. After a couple more trips to the trainee butcher his migrated lips will touch his humongous nose.The fucking state of itView attachment 2404283
His poor clients they are probably sick.of him hinting about his poxy birthday. He's probably been going on about it every single day for the past month so they've got him a card to shut him up. Bulbous nosed, bad breath freakClients! Is he working as a s/e cleaner the noo?
Is this why he has so much petty cash?
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Whiny Dolleh the dug voice every time he's left for the past month.His poor clients they are probably sick.of him hinting about his poxy birthday. He's probably been going on about it every single day for the past month so they've got him a card to shut him up. Bulbous nosed, bad breath freak
What do get a man that has everything already minus a house & car?I love that most people have got him a bottle of booze and he never drinks. That’ll be going in the nieces dance competition tombola next year.
The next thing he'll be telling us that there's nae filter oan that photy o his ugly fizzog.The fucking state of itView attachment 2404283
Hope youse told them tae sit doon and get sum class, how dae they no ken King Autumn/Macy's crissmas in Scotland influencer, ah'm pyoor affronted by them and nae debates.I've been trying to explain who/what Daisy Uncle & Deed Deek are.
Imagine.
A nose job henWhat do get a man that has everything already minus a house & car?
"HARDER DEEK! HARDER... is it in yet?"Ooh she's feeling herself the night 🥱 can just imagine the screeching in the penthouse. Poor Deek, hope he's had a bong, his heid will be rattling with this heider
"HARDER DEEK! HARDER... is it in yet?"
I can't imagine anyone being aroused by the refugee trousers and lassies shoes. Deeks knocking one out to phaving a wee game of hide the sausage I honestly think they're companions, max they do is the dry hump
He'd have to tie it from the drainpipe outside til the big reveal. No fuckin room in that bedsit. Factual.and let’s be real here, where would deek hide a balloon in that flat? But I think your right ma lovelie and imagine being that pathetic, and so forth.
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