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A day oot in East Kilbride (in big writing too!) when actually he has gone to an indoor shopping centre that could be anywhere and goes to shops that are available in lots of places. East Kilbride is a nice wee town, he could have goat some nice photies for the gram if he wasn’t such a sad sack. I’ll include a photo of EK here to inspire him in case he wants to stop wasting his life in Primark one day. (This no my photie. Also)
What even is that in breadcrumbs?? chicken, fish?? And what’s that rice stuff all about? Uncle bens? That’s a lot of question marks
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I’m about 2 miles away from him and I’ve got all my windows open, the thought of the cosy jammies and socks are making me ill and aye you tell us you prefer your ikea slippers to uggs; if you still had them they would be in every photo
How has he got brushed cotton pyjamas on when it’s muggy AF? I’m melting in my multiple room tenement flat so there’s no chance he’s wanting to get cosy in his postage flat with a drug den below!!
Went oot fur some fresh air. So he sat on a bus for an hour to an indoor shopping centre with hardly any shops. Has a dry as fuck sandwich, tinned soup and a visit to the small business that is Primark for some kids jammies. Belter of a day.
Ah, that’s why I saw six police cars with lights on and sirens blaring heading in the direction of EK town centre earlier, extra security for the celebrity visitor
How has he got brushed cotton pyjamas on when it’s muggy AF? I’m melting in my multiple room tenement flat so there’s no chance he’s wanting to get cosy in his postage flat with a drug den below!!
Honestly, this thread is just too funny. Proper pissing myself at it tonight. You are just too quick
Spine bright, tattle bastards
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