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WTF how shite is your content when you’re showing the box yer cat shits in which is the same room you cook in . Fkin hell
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Omfg you're all right. What a complete imbecile.
MrsJustinTimberlake
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Here is Mario relaxing in his boudoir. Sing it hen. View attachment 2383892
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we are trolling, we are trolling
we are trolling, we are trollingChanting loudly across Paisleeeeeeee
We are trolling Deek and Beaky
From B&M to castelvecchiiiiiiiiii
has to be sung in Maz’s screechy tone for full effect
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Realhousemouse
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Surprised he’s not commented that he already ordered it two weeks ago ma lovie…absolute staple, run don’t not walk etc
Daisy Uncle
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Mario you're a pig, not a foodie. I'm occasionally both also.
Manbagzda
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He makes me cringe the way he acts like he knows what he's on about. How the hell does he know what the summer holidays have been like? And how can he assume parents are excited for back to school. We're more than capable of coping without his input. Thanks Marion. You're not a parent and won't ever be so pipe down you fat cunt.
HappyLittleSnail
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His flat must absolute stink of cat piss and he can’t even open the windows or that cat will try to leap for freedom. Probably why he’s got to have wax melts, candles and reed diffusers in there. I love cats but honestly I couldn’t have one if there was no outside space for them. For on thing it’s just cruel for an animal who’s basic instinct is to roam and explore. And for another they’re always just shutting in your house!
Ferguson
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That wee tiny boaby would be lost in Pricey's I'LL STOP HERESadly I think Pricey would be up for that if she thought she could cash in on it
honey&lemon
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He’s ready for his dinner with family at 4pm that’s the big 40th plans. This is it, the most attention he’ll probably ever get on insta and in the real world, and THIS is it. It’d be sad if it wasn’t so funny
Jelly and ice cream for dessert, back all cosy in bed by 9pm.
that’s the big 40th plans. This is it, the most attention he’ll probably ever get on insta and in the real world, and THIS is it. It’d be sad if it wasn’t so funnyJelly and ice cream for dessert, back all cosy in bed by 9pm.
mrsbucket
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Whoever called them his Romanian car wash leggings
I fucking snort everytime I see them I can't lie - he's boring the tits aff me at the moment. If it wasn't for you nasty trolls I would have given up by now. Let's hope his Birthday weekend provides some entertainment 🫢
Maybe he just stands there in his wee pants and deek sprays him with an empty zoflora or astonish bottle that Mano rinsed out.
probably doesnt bother with his face cause once he does ‘his full face’ of make up the morra it will be fine.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Translation- "Oor Soph, ya didnae congratulate I, Marion of Paisley, oan ma bootiful wax melt fresh fhucking febreeze and so forth, ya wee big footed giant, also. Notice me hen!"
It’s a million percent Genova. I feel like going to look through the window now for influencers in the wild but I feel like that’s crossing a line into a stalker and that’s no ma Job!
MrsJustinTimberlake
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Ok so I get that everyone’s body is different but he was saying 9lb at the end of last week so how the actual fuck has he lost another 5lb in a matter of days???? 
I’ve still got baby weight to loose but I’ve been going to a slimming world class and eating healthy meals. Should I be following the Mario diet of eating beige food full of salt and then shitting myself thin by giving myself bespoke IBS
I’ve still got baby weight to loose but I’ve been going to a slimming world class and eating healthy meals. Should I be following the Mario diet of eating beige food full of salt and then shitting myself thin by giving myself bespoke IBS
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Hame bargains first hen, to pick up some flash and zoflora oot his birthday money. He'll be turning up at Tigerlilys with all his usual carrier bags.