Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

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Skyflier6727

I am being completely trueful (WTF does that even mean) the wax melts and Deek getting high on sniffing scents has made my night
 
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SuzyE

Hay, Mario. When you send those DMs to yourself, you know, the DMs you keep reminding your followers that you have switched off ..."trueful". It can be used, but it's not a common word mate
 
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Ratgrrl

Cagayu said:
after Mario’s mushroom, I had hoped that deek would have something to be the top. Now I’m wondering if all this buying of tat and whatnot is transference from the lack of a decent sex life.
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They both have clits hen.
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Laura VanderBooben said:
The child bearing hips oan her and Mario it smells like you should close your legs...your arse stinks. ibs through the flairboards

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I'm sorry but is anyone home Deek
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Look at him off his tits, probably sniffing poppers not oils lol
 
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LoopyHoopy71

Am thinking that Hannah's business isnae daeing so well but oor Marion diz actually get her sales so she's using him to boost it. Otherwise why wid she bother letting him loose on 2 or 3 new scents.

Ma prediction is that their bespoke boujee holiday next year is Gran Canaria as Deek can still get access to his daily green which helps him cope wi living Manbagz himsel. Can't say a blame him!

Anyone else see that he wiz up Elaine C Smith's erse on her birthday post and pretending tae be her pal. Bet he's met her wance via his bro.
 

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HulaHannah

"I'm fine". "Not bothered". "Don't read anything about myself", FFS we cannot be about to get stuck in another loop of him trying to pretend he doesn't come looking and isn't bothered. I suggest he brush up on Pinocchio before he starts pretending to watch Hocus Pocus for backgrounds in photos of autumn decoration done badly (Autumn King... ), as I don't reckon that nose will fit in the shoe box much longer if he keeps suggesting he doesn’t read Tattle regularly.
 
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menopausalmargrit

A don’t know about you lassies but a Cannae wait tae see wit the Autumn King/Mr Crissmas has planned this year - nice walks? Christmas markets? Drinks with friends? A trip to New York?
 
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HappyLittleSnail

menopausalmargrit said:
A don’t know about you lassies but a Cannae wait tae see wit the Autumn King/Mr Crissmas has planned this year - nice walks? Christmas markets? Drinks with friends? A trip to New York?
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Or just more 100% polyester duvet covers from
SHEIN and polystyrene pumpkins to add to the already bursting Beirut Towers.
 
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AllieBee

Wunner if he's gonna treatit us to the big unveiling of Crissmas at Marios with a countdown to keep us in suspense? I can't wait!
 
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Babybail93

AllieBee said:
Wunner if he's gonna treatit us to the big unveiling of Crissmas at Marios with a countdown to keep us in suspense? I can't wait!
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It’ll be like all of his countdowns. He’ll start it, get impatient and reveal 24hrs early
 
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RubyTuesday39

I actually thought wee Deek was going to drink that stuff
King of Autumn, also
Not to mention “ don’t wok, run”
 
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Caw1982

Ahhhh morning Maz. I don't hate ya, you Big, fat, greedy, fanny. I howl at you, you're so embarassing, I still don't believe you're not a parody account.
You're not an influencer, in fact quite the opposite. Hence the parody theory seems valid.
You aren't a OG of nothing. Hence the theory of you being a parody picks up pace.
Your home decor is rank. Now someone please convince me he's not a parody account please.
 
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shozdianod

I don’t know who’s in that Whitney video
But it sure ain’t Whitney Houston 🫤
 
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Popper

Lorna is actual Marion in a wig, factual. Same beak and everything.
 
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Kat__lax

Remember when she was trying to keep up with the other huns by claiming she had 2 phones? Business and personal and how the business one would be going in the drawer when she needed a break. HAHAHA!
 
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Daisy Uncle

You vile trolls, I'm here to remind you on this cold crisp autumn dayn that Mario is KING of those Islands called Abroad, he lives in a palace in the capital Beejong. The natives worship him.
 
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Madge2022

Child bearing hips ma lovelie, but Martin is a Jaffa. Mebbes that attracted Deek, wit wi him being an man.
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Babybail93 said:
How exactly is this fat cunt changing people’s lives?
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By aspiring us no tae be like him. He's the OG Mr Miyagi fur the new generation. Wax melt oan, wax melt aff.
 
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geezabreak

Fuck me if this cunt was chocolate he'd eat himself! Obviously bespoke chocolate, nane o that Cadbury shite. Do Joseph Joseph make chocolate?
 
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