Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

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mammaof3

Back from ma holibob.

Toosands of cunt washing to do the now but I have a washing line to hang them on. Factual.

I am no well ma lovelies, I have a runny nose and a heedache. I need a lay doon but I got up this Monday.

Trying to catch up noo
 
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MrsJustinTimberlake

I’ve got my third washing of the day outside drying on my own washing line in my own garden (I know wealth)

I have to confess I do decorate the house for Hallowe’en as well as Christmas BUT the difference is we have 3 children under 10 and we also do things like autumn walks and day trips, pumpkin picking, Christmas markets, queuing to see Santa and going to the festive lights switch on.We do these things for our kids as it makes them happy and gives us great family memories and photos to look back on. I’m not a 40 year old bloke who lives in a broom cupboard surrounded by tat.

Also he’s about 2 months early for all his autumn crap. It’s warm and sunny where we are today and we’re heading to that abroad place next week for a fortnight on our SUMMER holiday yes Mario that’s SUMMER not AUTUMN you cretin
 
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Cady1954

I can't be chewed using my burner account to laugh at him but please tell me he hasn't started decorating his hut with pumpkins yet?
 
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MrsJustinTimberlake

Also forgot to add does anyone else think we should bide our time til he goes on his crap laden holiday then execute the tattle equivalent of an SAS raid on Paisley towers to rescue his poor cat
 
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AllieBee

mammaof3 said:
Back from ma holibob.

Toosands of cunt washing to do the now but I have a washing line to hang them on. Factual.

I am no well ma lovelies, I have a runny nose and a heedache. I need a lay doon but I got up this Monday.

Trying to catch up noo
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Hope you had a good holiday! We missed your posts.
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

The OG's oan this app will remember years ago Marion asked his followers (his Mafia ) if he should change his insta name or keep it. They voted to keep it. And also and so forth.
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Babybail93 said:
Screaming imagining them two carting the wet washing around to the brother’s in a wee granny shopping trolley stinking fusty by the time they get there because it’s been stuffed in a closed in space still wet. What a life!
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Strutting down Seedhill Road as if she's Rihanna, also.

 
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mammaof3

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HappyLittleSnail

I've said it before but he doesn't want a baby. He wants an excuse to buy baby things and he wants content. He would be endlessly moaning if he did actually have a wean that woke up several times a night.
 
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mammaof3

Monday.

New name either

'' Fuck all cleaning with Mario''

or

''Educate Mario''

 
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Very Cherry

I’ve got a simple but perfect name for his page ‘Buying utter shite with Marion McKnight’.
 
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bigmouth1927

HappyLittleSnail said:
I've said it before but he doesn't want a baby. He wants an excuse to buy baby things and he wants content. He would be endlessly moaning if he did actually have a wean that woke up several times a night.
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Although he could get a double buggy for the sprog and wee Deek. Save on driving lessons. Could load the fucker up with tonnes of cunt washings and tat from B&M.

What does everyone think they'd call their sprog?!
 
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geezabreak

I quite like "bespoke cuntish designs by Mario jizzface" it's a vibe also
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What was in that boax fae astonish? Aw I could see was leaflets.
 
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nefariousnellie

Absolutely pissing myself at Mario basically saying it’s hard for him to change his name as the folk at Instagram know him as cleaning with Mario and that’s what he stands for his way with words cracks me up daily
 
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