Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

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There’s fuck all medically wrong with him. It’s a bad diet. He got his Shart Card from eBay. If he really did have IBS there is no way you’d put your bowels through what he does
 
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Looks like disaster was averted if he's able to go oot for brekkie oh and a trip tae the shoaps for mare tat. I need to get a wee cleaning Joab if it affords you to eat oot on the daily plus able tae spend spend spend! Factual also.
 
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Oh he’s away shopping…for what!? What does he need to buy, he’s pretty much bought all of Glasgow’s finest tat! Genuinely infuriates me, not to be Debbie downer but i can barely afford a tub of formula for baby peach and he’s forever in the shops! He’s absolutely vile and a waste of skin.
 
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I would hate going to the shops every single weekend what haven't you seen that you've already seen. Why not book a weekend away they really aren't that expensive if you shop about 2 of us went to Belfast couple months back foot passengers £70 we were. They could easily spend that over a weekend. Ryanair do cheap flights to Dublin like £40 return. I'd rather have a day in a city than go shopping about Glasgow I'm not a fan of it it's no fur me so aye. Also.
 
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How is that bottle of snail jizz still full he's had it ages and supposed to use it everyday! With his big snoz that should be empty.... lyin ugly cunt.
 
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How is that bottle of snail jizz still full he's had it ages and supposed to use it everyday! With his big snoz that should be empty.... lyin ugly cunt.
Don't forget he did his gatekeeping there and bought a ton of the stuff. #GatekeepingJizzFace
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Yeah but don't forget he's in a LOT of debt. He can't afford to buy what he does!
 
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So his weekend plans are, literally the same as every other weekend. Surely Glasgow has more to offer than just shops and cafes? Such a wasted life.
 
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So his weekend plans are, literally the same as every other weekend. Surely Glasgow has more to offer than just shops and cafes? Such a wasted life.
Hopefully it's pissing it down. The slug will be abulient to be in his natural, dark, damp habitat.
 
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I wonder who is watching Rayn the wean, that's the reason he wuz looking at a caravan holiday before. Her security canni be compromised!!!! #malassie
 
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I wonder who is watching Rayn the wean, that's the reason he wuz looking at a caravan holiday before. Her security canni be compromised!!!! #malassie
When so many hunners of his adorning followers offered to cat sit.
But he simple couldnae take the risk.
 
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Theres no way I can buy you couple of tubs on the promise you do the same in future for a fellow mum? Xx
 
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Love how he says he's going shopping but literally pops to b&m as always.
When I say I'm going shopping it's an actual day shopping, like I'll go to Edinburgh, Aberdeen etc. Yeh it's the same shops as my city but it makes a day of it. Otherwise I say "I'm nipping to B&M etc" or if going to clothes shops I'll say I'm heading in town.

That hoose must absolutely reek with the 3 of them, nae wonder its always getting aired.
 
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Hay Tattle trolls! I huv been oan a mini break tae that place Abroad, paid for by not spunking ma petty cash oan the Flannels sale.

Thread suggestion: thinks he’s the King of autumn with a crown of fishy leaves and a neon pepper.
 
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Lovelies aw these influencers buying autumn shite and next week where I am it’s to be 25 degrees on Thursday, a great week for getting the cunt washing on the line
I’ve seen some even starting to “decorate” for autumn. Depressing as fuck so aye.
Also the husband randomly dropped into conversation the other day he wants to go to braehead (is that how u spell it) I was just like WTF I’ll keep my eyes peeled when that fucking exciting event happens
Tonsa love
 
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Theres no way I can buy you couple of tubs on the promise you do the same in future for a fellow mum? Xx
oh you are so kind to offer but I couldn’t accept, we struggle with everything nowadays but I know there are still people worse off than me. I really appreciate your kindness
 
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I was oot with pals last night and nursing a bespoke sore heid the day. Too many lethal drinks.
Looking rough as toast but still bonnier than Marion so aye
 
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I think this was during covid times where you had to wait outside for your reservation. I think they just stood outside like two numpties without telling anyone they were waiting.
 
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oh you are so kind to offer but I couldn’t accept, we struggle with everything nowadays but I know there are still people worse off than me. I really appreciate your kindness
Just because someone could be going through something worse it doesn't make your problems any less problematic, I hope your okay and as for tubs if needed please ask your security wouldn't be compromised. Formula is ridiculous prices seen some were like £12 now shocking.
 
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I think this was during covid times where you had to wait outside for your reservation. I think they just stood outside like two numpties without telling anyone they were waiting.
Yeah he stood there huffing and puffing and got Deek to go in and sort it as he was too feart. Then came on his insta stories all raging their table had been given away. Stupid neep.
 
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