Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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I thought he loved his joab? All he does is moan about going. His actual joab, no that app coz that’s no his joab.
Moans about everything, miserable wee slug.
Holed up in a dingy council bedsit, in a honking hoosecoat & so forth.
What a life.
 
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I thought he loved his joab? All he does is moan about going. His actual joab, no that app coz that’s no his joab.
The imbecile contradicts himself so many times he forgets what he's originally said.
 
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He's fucked it, and he knows he has. Clearly there's trouble in paradise if he's on insta chanting on the lovelies for recommending driving instructors but is visibly jealous of wee Deek's ambition. I think this holiday might actually be next year as he isn't capable of living in the moment and just chases a constant high, which he's not able to show gratitude for. No ads, fucks them. No library card, no GoodReads account, no biographies of gay men, just shit lit from Asda. The couch and kitchen he obviously is disappointed in.

It's eating him up and that's why he's been so bitchy recently.
 
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I’m sad for Deek, I think he would like to learn to drive and explore more of the world rather than Paisley. He works his socks off at Markies and Martin spends all the money on crap from Shein and B&M. Lessons must be at least £40/hour now.
 
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He clearly does not like his joab.

The OG of IG having to work far a living, bless.



 
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Exactly. He's no reader, just faking it. Living his life must be groundhog day, hating his job, wishing his weeks away till Friday, then weekends more of the usual shopping, spending, castle vecchi or whatever its called. There's very little point to his life, he has nothing, has no ambition, has achieved fuck all in his 40 years. And he thinks his trolls are jealous of him! Poor little sap. I kind of feel a bit sorry for him
 
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Might be gawn oan a blue badge and disability car jurney.

Pity they don't look like this noo.


Hay Friday, also.
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Joby Pool, what a name.
 
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He'd have to get finance for a new car, they give that to anyone. New car would be washed in Zoflora, parked proudly outside, and gone in sixty seconds, like Deek's pay and Mario's hair.
 
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Poor little Deek. I know we’re not supposed to like him, but holy shit, imagine living with that fun sponge, I, Marion. Moan, moan, moan. Do you think he ever does anything nice for Deek, or says anything nice to him? #freeDerek
 
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It's nae wunner he canny find a driving instructor, nae bugger is willing tae dae it for £2.50 p/h.
 
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Ma lovelies am attending an important event soon where I need to be confident. Cannae tell youse wit it is as ma security will be compromised also. Am going tae channel Marion. If that obese, beak nosed munter can think he’s gods gift and be confident then anyone can!
 
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Probably can't get a driving instructor as they all refuse to go into that ghetto to pick Deek up. factual. also.
 
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This post pissed me off so all driving instructors have to stop what there doing because derek eventually wants to start his lessons reaching 40 whilst there’s a que of 17 year olds on the waiting list… because it’s mario
 
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Didny think it possible for him to become even mare ae a fanny than normal and yet he continues to raise the bar
 
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