Dae ye think they talk in Martin style oan it, like here, also.
Dae ye think they talk in Martin style oan it, like here, also.Bet the p and g social media team have a WhatsApp dedicated to him
Saw this yesterday and could be applied to influencers - "Nobodies who think they are somebodies followed by no brainies.Who the f does gonzo think he is goin round shops thinkin he's billy big bollix, begging for free lessons for gengus . He's a nobody thinking he's somebody the sad excuse for a man , suppose if you dont love yourself nobody will .... very true in his case
Bet the Polis Station have one too.Bet the p and g social media team have a WhatsApp dedicated to him
Sorry to hear you're flying solo now xxxHullo ma lovelies...
Bit of a long time no post, but as soon as I heard this roasting hot joos left oot in the paisley sun I RAN HERE.
Some of you lovelies might remember our Betty and oor not so lovely run in with a covid stricken Maz and Deek down the Linwood Home Bargs. Basically...he's a wee prick.
Since then Oor B has left us and its just been a pretty rough time altogether. So because of that I don't find myself over that way much and I haven't been back in there for quite a while. Long story short I nipped in for some bits today and the girl putting stock out stopped me to say she hadn't seen us for a while and I explained to her I was flying solo these days...
Anyway- she said oh that wee runt he's never out of here. He's got some brass neck that's twice he's been in here in the last couple of months claiming he was told he could make a reel and choose some free products and they'd give him them to advertise on his Instagram. But every time the manager tells him they don't make brand deals that's through head office and if they agreed that they'd organise it with him directly and not tell him just to pop in store and start his own supermarket sweep! She says every time he's in he loudly announces at the tills he's an influencer (funny for someone who hates the word eh) and he's best friends with Mrs hinch and so forth.
At this point I'm not shocked and kinda laugh it off and was about to go my own way when she called over the young boy behind us and said oh tell her about that cleaning Mario fanny...turns out he was in last week and somehow mentioned to the woman serving that Derek was desperate for a driving instructor (something along the lines of he wanted to buy a big item but couldn't get it home on the bus) and she said oh my husbands an instructor he's absolutely mobbed especially now the schools are finished this is when a lot of 17/18 year olds work extra shifts to do more lessons and she suggests he waits until September. This brass neck prick stood for 15 minutes on the beg for free lessons if he posts it on his Instagram. She said no repeatedly and said no he doesn't need any advertising he's absolutely worked to the limit and Mario eventually threw a strop, grabbed his bag and stomped off.
When I tell you I was HOWLING!
Not the first time I've heard people in the retail park comment on him he's always in shops on the beg
So sorry to hear you're solo now. But how lovely of the staff to maybe feel that for you and give you a laugh. XxHullo ma lovelies...
Bit of a long time no post, but as soon as I heard this roasting hot joos left oot in the paisley sun I RAN HERE.
Some of you lovelies might remember our Betty and oor not so lovely run in with a covid stricken Maz and Deek down the Linwood Home Bargs. Basically...he's a wee prick.
Since then Oor B has left us and its just been a pretty rough time altogether. So because of that I don't find myself over that way much and I haven't been back in there for quite a while. Long story short I nipped in for some bits today and the girl putting stock out stopped me to say she hadn't seen us for a while and I explained to her I was flying solo these days...
Anyway- she said oh that wee runt he's never out of here. He's got some brass neck that's twice he's been in here in the last couple of months claiming he was told he could make a reel and choose some free products and they'd give him them to advertise on his Instagram. But every time the manager tells him they don't make brand deals that's through head office and if they agreed that they'd organise it with him directly and not tell him just to pop in store and start his own supermarket sweep! She says every time he's in he loudly announces at the tills he's an influencer (funny for someone who hates the word eh) and he's best friends with Mrs hinch and so forth.
At this point I'm not shocked and kinda laugh it off and was about to go my own way when she called over the young boy behind us and said oh tell her about that cleaning Mario fanny...turns out he was in last week and somehow mentioned to the woman serving that Derek was desperate for a driving instructor (something along the lines of he wanted to buy a big item but couldn't get it home on the bus) and she said oh my husbands an instructor he's absolutely mobbed especially now the schools are finished this is when a lot of 17/18 year olds work extra shifts to do more lessons and she suggests he waits until September. This brass neck prick stood for 15 minutes on the beg for free lessons if he posts it on his Instagram. She said no repeatedly and said no he doesn't need any advertising he's absolutely worked to the limit and Mario eventually threw a strop, grabbed his bag and stomped off.
When I tell you I was HOWLING!
Not the first time I've heard people in the retail park comment on him he's always in shops on the beg
Fat Madge - the gift that keeps on giving, or indeed...taking.I'm sorry but he should worry what brands think of him, they use him once then they realise what a cnut he is.
He may have the mind and mouth like the gutter but he has the mentality of a small child.
No wonder he has to resort to putting up aff links for Amazon, he will not be Hinch.
Moron
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It looks like someone else will be going on a Woodhill Dentistry jurnee if he doesn’t get those guns treated. No doubt Marion the iNfLUeNcEr will be there stamping his feet and demanding the treatment is gifted. Also.
Nothing wrong wi a fat Madge and nae debates.Fat Madge - the gift that keeps on giving, or indeed...taking.
You can smell the halitosis through the screen
Love you @Madge2022 xxNothing wrong wi a fat Madge and nae debates.
I've said it before ... You are 'Oor Madge' and wee bit of cuddly is absolootly fine hen.Nothing wrong wi a fat Madge and nae debates.
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Derek, absolutely tuned to the moon, not a clue what’s going on in his ownshoeboxbedsit. The mother of the bride hoosecoat that Mas lives in makes this look like he’s a matron giving the patient his medication. Double dosage, STAT!
True hen, know your worth. It's this fat radge we debate, also.Nothing wrong wi a fat Madge and nae debates.
That pic……the pair of them, holed up in that dump, wrapped in housecoats, it’s the height of summer, they have no ties (kids) no debt (covid was a blessing *no ma quote) the freedom to do anything and everything but don’t. They must be bored stiff, nothing fulfilling about their lifestyle.View attachment 2333674
Derek, absolutely tuned to the moon, not a clue what’s going on in his ownshoeboxbedsit. The mother of the bride hoosecoat that Mas lives in makes this look like he’s a matron giving the patient his medication. Double dosage, STAT!
We do in fact own our own houses. I'll let you in on a secret. I'm actually a racing snail. I thought removing my house would make me go faster but it just made me more sluggish.Isn’t it ironic that he uses snail serum when snails are famous for owning their own houses, and Marlon never will.
He is a slimy fucker though, I’ll give him that
God, deek looks high as a kite here! He's not gonna get very far with the driving lessons if he's always on the waccy baccy.Deek ya wee basturt, swill your gums ya little runt, ya gingivitis reeks like ma ginger circle, the noo. Also.
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You keep your power hen. We won’t hear a word against youNothing wrong wi a fat Madge and nae debates.
Sad isn't it, he could have used his week off the other week to have a jaunt down to Manchester or Blackpool even. Direct from Glasgow and couldn't be easier.That pic……the pair of them, holed up in that dump, wrapped in housecoats, it’s the height of summer, they have no ties (kids) no debt (covid was a blessing *no ma quote) the freedom to do anything and everything but don’t. They must be bored stiff, nothing fulfilling about their lifestyle.
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