How do all these people send him DMs when his DMs are locked? Ah yeah right, another thing that didn't happen
Wee fertility journee hen. Jumping on the Mcgills to drop a sperm sample off. And so forth.My question why do they have a sample jar
Once you go to send the message, you’ll get a message to say that the recipient isn’t accepting DMs and won’t see it, also.I don’t understand, his DMs are turned off but I can see the option to message
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So if I were to message him does he actually see it?! He says people can’t message him yet he’s always talking about folk in his DMs. Can someone help me get to know??
Try messaging him 'fuck off you utter bellend skank' and see if it goes through!I don’t understand, his DMs are turned off but I can see the option to message
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So if I were to message him does he actually see it?! He says people can’t message him yet he’s always talking about folk in his DMs. Can someone help me get to know??
How dare youse, ah'm an OG oan this app that isnae ma joab since yesterday. Ah'm pyoor surrounded by snakes and nae debates.Stay in your ain lane and stop doing the joab that isnae your joab, that is my joab but not my joab, also! Affronted! Etc! Capeesh! Also! And so forth. Tons blessings!
thank you hen, shouting you from the rooftops xOnce you go to send the message, you’ll get a message to say that the recipient isn’t accepting DMs and won’t see it, also.
Bet the p and g social media team have a WhatsApp dedicated to himMa lovelies l reckon that P&G know he is a car crash and they actually only give him gear to make ads for there own entertainment, a private P&G you’ve been framed if you will
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Was just coming here to the same thing. He cant recieve messages on his stories or dms for anyone unless he follows them. So he literally not recieveing dms from everyone and no one is trolling him via Instagram. Hes a nutcase.How do all these people send him DMs when his DMs are locked? Ah yeah right, another thing that didn't happen
Partly because Fat Madge is the very definition of a cockwomble but mostly because of his abhorrent behaviour to the Tattle legend Betty I may just have ended up having a wee Twitter DM conversation with the relevant Dept at HB about his post last Christmas apologising for not being at a HB event but promising to be at the next one. I may also have attached a wee clip of an f’ing sweary rant and a screenshot of his bespoke middle finger at his Cnut washings and politely enquired as to whether their marketing dept thought he aligned with their values. They said my comments had highlighted issues and this would be passed to all relevant departments for review.Hullo ma lovelies...
Bit of a long time no post, but as soon as I heard this roasting hot joos left oot in the paisley sun I RAN HERE.
Some of you lovelies might remember our Betty and oor not so lovely run in with a covid stricken Maz and Deek down the Linwood Home Bargs. Basically...he's a wee prick.
Since then Oor B has left us and its just been a pretty rough time altogether. So because of that I don't find myself over that way much and I haven't been back in there for quite a while. Long story short I nipped in for some bits today and the girl putting stock out stopped me to say she hadn't seen us for a while and I explained to her I was flying solo these days...
Anyway- she said oh that wee runt he's never out of here. He's got some brass neck that's twice he's been in here in the last couple of months claiming he was told he could make a reel and choose some free products and they'd give him them to advertise on his Instagram. But every time the manager tells him they don't make brand deals that's through head office and if they agreed that they'd organise it with him directly and not tell him just to pop in store and start his own supermarket sweep! She says every time he's in he loudly announces at the tills he's an influencer (funny for someone who hates the word eh) and he's best friends with Mrs hinch and so forth.
At this point I'm not shocked and kinda laugh it off and was about to go my own way when she called over the young boy behind us and said oh tell her about that cleaning Mario fanny...turns out he was in last week and somehow mentioned to the woman serving that Derek was desperate for a driving instructor (something along the lines of he wanted to buy a big item but couldn't get it home on the bus) and she said oh my husbands an instructor he's absolutely mobbed especially now the schools are finished this is when a lot of 17/18 year olds work extra shifts to do more lessons and she suggests he waits until September. This brass neck prick stood for 15 minutes on the beg for free lessons if he posts it on his Instagram. She said no repeatedly and said no he doesn't need any advertising he's absolutely worked to the limit and Mario eventually threw a strop, grabbed his bag and stomped off.
When I tell you I was HOWLING!
Not the first time I've heard people in the retail park comment on him he's always in shops on the beg
STOP IT!!So brand should be greatful to him?
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He’s so deluded and off his chump!
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Derek, absolutely tuned to the moon, not a clue what’s going on in his ownshoeboxbedsit. The mother of the bride hoosecoat that Mas lives in makes this look like he’s a matron giving the patient his medication. Double dosage, STAT!
I was going to have a banana for breakfast. Genuinely can’t stomach it now
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