Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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Hullo ma lovelies...

Bit of a long time no post, but as soon as I heard this roasting hot joos left oot in the paisley sun I RAN HERE.

Some of you lovelies might remember our Betty and oor not so lovely run in with a covid stricken Maz and Deek down the Linwood Home Bargs. Basically...he's a wee prick.

Since then Oor B has left us and its just been a pretty rough time altogether. So because of that I don't find myself over that way much and I haven't been back in there for quite a while. Long story short I nipped in for some bits today and the girl putting stock out stopped me to say she hadn't seen us for a while and I explained to her I was flying solo these days...

Anyway- she said oh that wee runt he's never out of here. He's got some brass neck that's twice he's been in here in the last couple of months claiming he was told he could make a reel and choose some free products and they'd give him them to advertise on his Instagram. But every time the manager tells him they don't make brand deals that's through head office and if they agreed that they'd organise it with him directly and not tell him just to pop in store and start his own supermarket sweep! She says every time he's in he loudly announces at the tills he's an influencer (funny for someone who hates the word eh) and he's best friends with Mrs hinch and so forth.

At this point I'm not shocked and kinda laugh it off and was about to go my own way when she called over the young boy behind us and said oh tell her about that cleaning Mario fanny...turns out he was in last week and somehow mentioned to the woman serving that Derek was desperate for a driving instructor (something along the lines of he wanted to buy a big item but couldn't get it home on the bus) and she said oh my husbands an instructor he's absolutely mobbed especially now the schools are finished this is when a lot of 17/18 year olds work extra shifts to do more lessons and she suggests he waits until September. This brass neck prick stood for 15 minutes on the beg for free lessons if he posts it on his Instagram. She said no repeatedly and said no he doesn't need any advertising he's absolutely worked to the limit and Mario eventually threw a strop, grabbed his bag and stomped off.

When I tell you I was HOWLING!

Not the first time I've heard people in the retail park comment on him he's always in shops on the beg
 
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So he doesn't care about what brands think of him yet he's bleeping his stories recently-
 
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No way hens did he just declare that brands should be lucky to have his name on their stuff. Affronted, I’ve circumed to the second hand embarrassment...
 
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He couldn't give a fuck if brands don't want to work with him because of his crass mouth, and brands are lucky if he puts his name on it...

You are one cocky little bastard, Mario!. And this is why you're not on the same level with other influencers like Hinch, because they know how to conduct themselves. He was definitely dropped on his head as a baby

Sort yer eyes out Uncle Fester


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Ok ok, I'll tell yous'e all the real skin care secret he's you's'ing. He sneezed in his hands and spreads the snot over his face. Mario serum™
I'm crying here
 
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I'm sorry but he should worry what brands think of him, they use him once then they realise what a cnut he is.

He may have the mind and mouth like the gutter but he has the mentality of a small child.

No wonder he has to resort to putting up aff links for Amazon, he will not be Hinch.

Moron

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He’s such a mess. Bragging about not giving a fuck if brands want to work with him….and that’s exactly why this app will never be his joab. He’s so thick it makes my brain hurt. His skin looks awful. I’ll be staying away from the snail spunk if that’s the effect it has!
 
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Mr lamb just watched that latest video and said who the fuck does that creep think he is?!!!! Prima Donna wannabe!!
Handing DumDim Derek the sample jar just made me wanna throw up, his rancid Teef I can smell that minging breath from here Ma lovlies
 
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Awww sorry to hear about Betty lovely
This update on freak face is brilliant though!
 
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Yo Mario, put this on your stories and complain about it, I dare you.
 
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Mr lamb just watched that latest video and said who the fuck does that creep think he is?!!!! Prima Donna wannabe!!
Handing DumDim Derek the sample jar just made me wanna throw up, his rancid Teef I can smell that minging breath from here Ma lovlies
My question why do they have a sample jar
 
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Wee Deek perched on that sofa it looks so uncomfortable that actually brings me a bit of joy I won’t lie
 
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Do you think wee Deek shat his pants and thought he was going to have to a drug test when he seen the sample jar, maybe forgot where he was for a minute in his stoned state and thought he was at work
 
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I haven't checked oot Marion's account or thread on here for ages, and what do I see tonight? Him bigging himsel up, know yer worth blah blah blah. Honestly, he never fails to make me laugh
 
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You can bet there is a few companies looking at various social media pages, his included and his story tonight will have confirmed to them not to approach Mario to promote anything.
 
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Bet the wee losers rehearsed the spunk in a cup skit numerous times thinking they were hilarious
 
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Trying to be Andrew Wheatcroft yet again with the crass unnecessary vulgarity, acting like brands are tripping over themselves to secure a deal with him. Ok OG in Instagram of 5 years how many paid partnerships have you had? With the exception of ava may how many have been regular and resulted in a healthy return? I’ll wait… also buying the product yourself and pretending it’s an ad doesn’t count!!!
 
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