Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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Madge2022

Remember the laxative chocolate for the guisers
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twilightgarden said:
Cringing so much! “Been in Instagram 5 years” stupid neep.
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Probably longer than he wuz in school.
 
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mammaof3

He is really ramping up the selling of his range.

Mario Sugar is noo on Amazon I see.

Earns commissions and has been in Instagram far 5 years.

He really is a melonhead.

 
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Caw1982

mammaof3 said:
He is really ramping up the selling of his range.

Mario Sugar is noo on Amazon I see.

Earns commissions and has been in Instagram far 5 years.

He really is a melonhead.

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MarioI melt. How fitting.
Anyway, how much is a melt?
£5 in the sale?

£2 wax and scent cost
£0.60 for packaging and label?
£0.40 for shipping per unit?

That means we’re down to £2 profit per melt.

He uses his name ‘I Mario’, so let’s say if she’s had a mini stroke the day she agreed commissions and offered him 25% a unit (clearly she’s not the sharpest knife working with him capeesh), that’s 50p.
You trolls somewhere Have worked out the maximum he’s ever sold is 300 units (I’m sure there’s been discounts and offers to like 20% off). So the maximum he’s getting sales wise per scent roll out is £150.

He better not close that Klarma account just yet
 
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menopausalmargrit

He’s late to the party as usual - Mr Margrit and I have been using the moisturiser he’s “gate keeping” for over a year. It was all over tiktok at one point so hardly revolutionary.

Why does he think if he shows something it’ll sell out? His target audience is single crazy cat ladies who have no lives.
 
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ohdoris

Be quite happy never to hear the word “gatekeep” ever again !!
 
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Ferguson

When you you'se it, do you find yourself saying....

"I can't believe how hardly my skin is very very very minimal to dryness now"
 
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Tinkerbell cat

When Martin tells us how he uses a product that’s made his skin better etc I put it on my list to make sure I don’t buy it. He has the worst skin ever and looks like he’s been dug up. My nanny’s been 6ft under for 12yrs and looks better than him. Also.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

I went to see it yesterday it's good it's actually not what I imagined it to be like it more modernized. Barbie fan or not people can relate to it, it quite funny also.

Marion spelling of greatful this morning.. grateful that will be. I typed that and my phone corrected me so how can Marion get basic spelling wrong?
 
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Karenharte17

Babybail93 said:
He’ll wait until it’s on sky and then film the end of it and show it on his stories. Fat fucking street rat.

*no, no I am still not over him showing the end of Toy Story 4 on his stories
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Street rat
Ffs pissing maself also
 
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menopausalmargrit

He’s bitter because he’s got no one to go with. I took my 65 year old Mum to see it at the weekend. We both thought it was great.
 
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