Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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Out of date make up oan yer face. Wearing lilac Nike leggings al over the place, also.
 
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geezabreak

So he bought one mug along wi aw that other shite tat... There's 2 of them in that house, why would you just buy 1? Is he that selfish and self centered? I'd take all that crap he just bought and shove it doon the chute tae keep the cushion cover company. A pile o keich.
 
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Popper

Wants the weather to be beaut for his birthday outfit please tell me he’s wearing shorts. And that deed Deek is wearing his primark aviator sunglasses.
 
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Luna25

Right loving that shot in the wild

BUT since you love spending so much gonnie buy an iron and sort yourself out

Watching the dots of doom from last night, it annoys the life out of me when he clearly starts the video but faces away from the camera so that he can turn into it as it starts? As if he’s been caught by surprise

Your Autumn haul is shite ALSO
 
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gilly31

With the new fleece and the Roblox sofa they are going to look like a couple of junkies on sauchiehall st sleeping in cardboard boxes using a seasonal carrier bag as a blanket!

sticking his mug out to beg for spare change.

he’s a wee freak!
 
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MrsJ2000

Can I just let you lovely hens know that watching his autumn haul is most definitely NOT my idea of a treat #factual
 
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Caw1982

Fuck my fucking life huns. I booked a wee Haven getaway last Thursday for 18/8. I change time zones weekly (it's wank, an office somewhere annoyingly hot when working - no smell the wealth).So, I wanted a traditional British holiday with ma weans and dog. Oh and Mr Caw.
Well fuck me sideways. Yesterday I had an email to say Havenfest, whatever the fuck that is was cancelled. I wondered why I had the mail.
Not long ago had a check out email.

Guess which cunt should be at Primrose bastard Valley now!! Just had to book again as Mr Caw will have me over that bath - not in a good way I've pissed money up the wall Maz style. I'm gutted. Capish.
 
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Ratgrrl

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My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
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Oh my days! Tattler of the year hen!
 
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SuzyE

Mario you stupid man. He's talking about partying hard then doing the walk of shame going to work Something l can't imagine you've ever done with your boring lifestyle.....Ah happy memories for me though

 
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Caw1982

SuzyE said:
Mario you stupid man. He's talking about partying hard then doing the walk of shame going to work Something l can't imagine you've ever done with your boring lifestyle.....Ah happy memories for me though

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He's trolling us at this point saying he knows what graft is. Let alone hard graft.
This fanny fart has clearly never lived.
What a wet quilt of a man.
 
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Ratgrrl

1. Spunking over a mug. A 40yr old man.
2. Wanking over a season. We are still in summer.
3. The fucking lilac leggings again.
4. The photo in the wild. Oooof. What was he talking about on his phone?
 
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OhhBacon

I feel like Summer needs to represent more as a season with home decorating purchasing power. The problem is that all the stores stock kit for either going abroad or on UK holidays, or for outdoor garden living. Poor Mazda can't be loving on a season that doesn't allow him to buy tat for his postage stamp Beirut pad ....hence why he moves quickly into Autumn and Christmas.

Come on Temu or Shein bring home the indoor of a flat summer and a buying extravaganza and Mario will be the Queen of Summer loving!
 
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