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Plot twist, all these times she goes quiet she’s actually flying out to Dubai to be a porta potty for her petty cashWhere is the scrotum getting his money from? He is hardly at work ffs.
I know he told the world a while back he was changing the fillings in his manky teeth, but they don't come cheap.
Is he a rent boi?
His dentists do offer a plan so he may be using that.
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No need to fly to Dubai, just use his communal stairway. oioi boiPlot twist, all these times she goes quiet she’s actually flying out to Dubai to be a porta potty for her petty cash
It looks like his camera phone is stuck on sepia mode and nae debates.All that beige really goes well with the fire damaged grey wallpaper
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Stunning and so forth
Tulisa, hen. And Hannah wi her Funko Pop heed is there tae.Who’s that he’s hover-handing next to?
He looks like the stair bannister from Beetlejuice here
His head and neck are so shiny and bulbous in this pic. He looks like some prostate-stimulator off the clearance section of the Love Honey website.
Aye except the bannister has nicer teeth and so forth.
He's hideous. Definitely got hit with the ugly stick when he fell out the ugly tree. I've never seen such a weird shaped head, such a bulbous ballsack for a nose, such small eyes, such massive pores, and such rotten teeth all on the one neck beforeHes so unfortunate looking. But he thinks he's stunning
And also a lower hairline also.Aye except the bannister has nicer teeth and so forth.
He’s got nae chin there! Abzalootley looks like a chunk of spam straight oot the tin with glasses on.