Aw hen. I'm sorry to hear this. Sounds terrifying. Hope you are OK xThank duck, I've caught up.
Mr Best is nooo wellll. He had an op, then blacked out, low oxygen, but they still discharged him. A few days later he collapsed and was rushed in by ambulance. He has a clot in his lungs. He almost diedit's been horrific, but he's getting there. Truth be told, we think it was Marion's fault, also. The sound of his nasaly whining voice caused him to collapse and so forth. I've telt him he needs to stop thinking aboot himself, and get back tae work to get me ma petty cash, to spend oan sporks and febreeze also.
I cannae believe her busy weekend consisted of going to sit in a waiting room, while Sadie the hooker gets her brows topped up. Imagine her saying to the brow lady, "I dunno who that ugly bleep is oot there the nooo, he just follows me hen, pay him no attention"
Another thing, I think he looks like an Ashley also. He'd say "Hello ma lovelies, I'm Ashley with a Y. And so forth." I also think he looks like a Primrose. So aye.
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Imagine your life was so empty that you need to fill your day going to get euros for a holiday that’s 1 year away. It’s so obvious they aren’t used to this going on holiday business. The way they’re acting is embarrassing.
Even if someone tells him the euros rates, the thick bastards won’t understand what it means.
And the blu wkds in a wine glass before going to see a kid’s film
creeps
Even if someone tells him the euros rates, the thick bastards won’t understand what it means.
And the blu wkds in a wine glass before going to see a kid’s film
creeps
Imagine sitting in the cinema with your little children watching Little Mermaid and seeing 2 adult men sat there without any kids. Freakish behaviour in this day and age and nae debates. My opinion,my rules. Factual also.
He's either showing off, or he's just a thick bastard to not know how to Google
Who even changes currency anymore to go on holiday? He is like a 65 year old woman going to Benidorm for their holidays.
He’s no right hens. Who seriously buys their euros a year in advance? I have been away in Mexico (smell the wealth) the last 2 weeks and the day before we went I thought I should get some pesos for tipping and stuff. I didn’t have them sat in my draw for 18 months before ma holiday also. Easier to just use a card abroad these days.
I think we need a holiday snap of them in Benidorm. Mazda driving the disability cart thing with his shart card on and Deek sat in the basket in front. Capeesh and also so forth.
I do take some cash when I'm on holiday just for tipping and paying for taxis, bus fares etc, but duck getting it a year before I go. What an absolute donkey dick he is
I feel at home here and unnerstaun everything cos an no that far awa fae the shire that is Maria's. So aye.
Ah hope he buys them now when rate is shite, and then it gets better right up to the day of his holiday, or Lanzarote change their currency, also
You lot are so bloody mean 
- he just wants to exchange all the pennies he's made from his Amazon affiliate links so that he's ready for his holiday 
- he just wants to exchange all the pennies he's made from his Amazon affiliate links so that he's ready for his holiday 
Someone needs to check his hard drive hen!!!! Pure Saville vibes
Is that youse wee Deek, are youse chanting his aff links fae the rooftoaps so youse kin keep aw your petty cash tae yersel ma lovelieYou lot are so bloody mean
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Is he drinking his Spanish flaircleaner?
Feed the wooooorld, let Mario know it’s not Christmas tiiiiime
Literally lmao here hen.... come on, get up!I am bedridden because I've not had Mario to tell me to get up in ages
you got this, also! 
Imagine that suitcase. Full up with Primani polyester and a bundle of Euros. Lost somewhere in the Paisley Penthouse atop tat towers.
Or is he going soon
Or is he going soon
Please, please, please let him procure euro currency for his wee Belfast trip.
Ma hens I’m getting more and more convinced they’re no actually going next year but this year because surely to god no one is this stupid, I cannot accept that he’s getting his euros a year in advance.
I have three holidays booked for this year (smell the wealth), with the first one in less that 2 weeks and im yet to even think about getting Euros. What a little prick he is!
He can't say when. His security would be compromised. Can't have wild pics of him also fingering the duty free. Factual
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