Flippin eck as us Yorkshire folk would say! Glad he's on the mend now. I can't do the Mario speak
Flippin eck as us Yorkshire folk would say! Glad he's on the mend now. I can't do the Mario speakThank fuck, I've caught up.
Mr Best is nooo wellll. He had an op, then blacked out, low oxygen, but they still discharged him. A few days later he collapsed and was rushed in by ambulance. He has a clot in his lungs. He almost diedit's been horrific, but he's getting there. Truth be told, we think it was Marion's fault, also. The sound of his nasaly whining voice caused him to collapse and so forth. I've telt him he needs to stop thinking aboot himself, and get back tae work to get me ma petty cash, to spend oan sporks and febreeze also.
I cannae believe her busy weekend consisted of going to sit in a waiting room, while Sadie the hooker gets her brows topped up. Imagine her saying to the brow lady, "I dunno who that ugly cunt is oot there the nooo, he just follows me hen, pay him no attention"
Another thing, I think he looks like an Ashley also. He'd say "Hello ma lovelies, I'm Ashley with a Y. And so forth." I also think he looks like a Primrose. So aye.
Well, he should thank his lucky star's he doesnae live in Cherynobl towers hen, with seventeen million wax melts, candles and burners, his lungs would be all over the Lionel flairs. Factual.Flippin eck as us Yorkshire folk would say! Glad he's on the mend now. I can't do the Mario speakbut glad to hear all ok also (I can do that bit )
Huv they been oot oaf stock that long since he promoted their small business.Had the email from Hobbycraft this morning, the plush pumpkins are back, just waiting on a wee post now about supporting that wee small business and all things Autumn.
Yes, he knows it stands for odious goblin and so forth, also.Hay Hens whit day is it? Marion hasny let us know for a while. Also, I just had a read of his bioit gets funnier the more you read it. “Lifestyle” and “OG since 2018” are my fave parts. Does he know what OG means?
YesWe love Playa Blanca and try to go twice a year. Never felt it windy and it's always hot. He will hate it. He better no be comprising ma safe space.
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Abit off topic but does anyone follow The Latham Life? I feel like she might just trump Maz on the candle/diffuser/reed/wax front. I don't know how anyone can live in her house with all the chemicals. She also has a cat and dog's. She might be his inspiration.
I follow a few dumbass 'influencers' on here but this is the one I love the most because the sheer humour is off the wall, I literally laugh out loud at times on here, this is a totally different vibe from all the others. Also... Scottish humour is gallus! Factual.So sorry to hear a couple of us are experiencing grief and stress right now. Remember this place is here for a wee bit of comic relief.
Wrong emoji hen, it's this 🥲I am bedridden because I've not had Mario to tell me to get up in ages
Thon African weans seen the nick of him and those lilac leggings and are currently recording a bandaid style song to help him alsoThe fact the rat doesn’t follow any of the accounts back
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Absolutely howling about the shoes
The poor little Africans would rather walk on nails than his monsterous maz trainers also
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Yes
Boring as fuck with constant wax melt shit & always looking at herself messing with her fuckin hair
Hen, this isny oor joab but we're just so, so massively ok that you laugh here, so thankful, couldn't do it without you.I follow a few dumbass 'influencers' on here but this is the one I love the most because the sheer humour is off the wall, I literally laugh out loud at times on here, this is a totally different vibe from all the others. Also... Scottish humour is gallus! Factual.
Does he not know they change daily?? What a fucking idiot. Does he need Velcro shoes? Seems like shoe laces would be too complicated for him.Euro rates a year before he goes on his holiday. Fuck me I've read it all now hens.
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