Cleaning with Mario #103 I, Mas patron Saint of bougie plastic tat also

[HappyLittleSnail]

The way he sets his kettle and toaster a mile from the wall gives me the rage. Just pure clutter everywhere on them worktops. I still can't get my head around him having smeg purchases just to keep up with the huns when he lives in a penthouse in Beirut and has a communal landing filled with needles piss stains up the walls. Does he even like toast the fat slag?

It's not like he actually needs the worktop space for, you know, cooking meals from scratch though.

 

[geezabreak]

Oan the Google ye can git random nummer generators for raffles, mibbes there's also a random wee bizniss generator and that's what he's used. Am sure he's never even heard of most o them, but he thinks he's Billy big bollocks and he done them aw massive favours.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

It's these small touches which separate the classy people in society from you bunch of trolls Spine bright

I must be the absolute lowest then, having my wifi password stuck to the back of the TV remote from that pack of stickers that always come with the router, also.

 

[Madge2022]

It's these small touches which separate the classy people in society from you bunch of trolls Spine bright

@Tinkerbell cat obviously disnae share her wealth oaf a WiFi password. Surely everyone huz their bespoke WiFi password in their high footfall area. #gettaeken #getsumclass

 

[GreaseSpot]

That kitchen looks exactly what it is. A cheap council lash up with some coloured plastic stuck over it. The fact he has smeg appliances on it cracks me up

Bespoke 'all fur coat and no knickers' decor ma lovelies. Also factual.

 

[Madge2022]

I must be the absolute lowest then, having my wifi password stuck to the back of the TV remote from that pack of stickers that always come with the router, also.

Blocked and reported, ah hope youse don't let visitors in your Beirut penthouse, ah'm affronted fur youse ma lovelie. Perhaps look at sum oaf those small businesses shared by Saint Martin and get your wifi password (re)framed.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

 

[Madge2022]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

Sorry to hear your sad news. Take care xx

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

I'm sorry you and your husband are going through that. Take care ma lovely and spine bright Tattie hearts for you.

But seriously, do take care of yourself and your husband.

 

[mammaof3]

I must be the absolute lowest then, having my wifi password stuck to the back of the TV remote from that pack of stickers that always come with the router, also.

That's what I would do, but I have a walking talking sticker i.e. ma hubby, he can recall the code - all 10 random letters - the freakoid.

 

[Gonefishing2021]

I must be the absolute lowest then, having my wifi password stuck to the back of the TV remote from that pack of stickers that always come with the router, also.

Never message this page again! Capeesh 's to you my lovelie

 

[Dusky pink]

I think he looks like a Kevin. Or maybe a Gary. Something really boring that I associate with smelly men

My dad is called Gary and I have absolutely just pmsl, screenshot this and sent it to him

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

@Tinkerbell cat obviously disnae share her wealth oaf a WiFi password. Surely everyone huz their bespoke WiFi password in their high footfall area. #gettaeken #getsumclass

the state of me hen, mine's still on the back of the router and any guests that come into my house with a front and back door can go get it themselves but I might get one of them wee money box tins from poundland and label it petty cash, then put it beside the router for guests to contribute. not my quote. nae debates. also. etc. xxxxxx

 

[AllieBee]

My dad is called Gary and I have absolutely just pmsl, screenshot this and sent it to him

Your daddy excepted of course!

 

[Lyla001]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

Sorry to hear this

 

[peachy-keen]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

so sorry to hear this, please take care of yourself. Sending you both love x

 

[Karenharte17]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

So so sorry

 

[Pinkerton Smythe]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

I’m sorry to hear that; sending love

 

[twilightgarden]

Probably too personal to share with you snakes on this app but I’ve had a terrible weekend. My husband’s last surviving parent was killed in an accident over the weekend. He’s an only child and so it’s been a rough few days of postmortems, police statements, funeral arrangements etc.

This thread has kept me going. I’ve been dipping in and out while sitting in waiting rooms and crying on unbleached toilets.

I love you trolls.

How horrendous for you Us snakes will be thinking of you. Tattie hearts and tonsa luv. Keep you power and spine bright also always.

 

[Cady1954]

Clicked the link for the spork thingy, checked the reviews…..perfect for a pair of hobbits then….

Do people actually buy such pointless things? Honestly I despair of humanity sometimes. And as for Maz well she's not even in the same ballpark as evolution is she?