He forgot to show us the new dishwasher when he had his brand new kitchen fitted..... Oh..... Wait 
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Hen, he can barely spell his own name without sounding it out first. Ain’t no way he’s declaring any extra earnings on top of his part time wage and PIP payment
Why is he doing an AD wearing his mother of the bride dressing gown 
Mario when was the last time your bestie ‘Soph’ did an ad in her manky hoose coat? Maybe that’s why she’s in her house and you’re in your flat. She’s awful but she’s not as lazy as thick as this one.
ALSO x 2 for his bogging flers
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Well... what the dithering duck is fattie on about?! Got his wee crack pipe oot again. 
Lovelies am buckled at that ad.
Actual (factual) tears pouring oot ma kerries.
The way he's wiping that worktop with the flick of the wrist at the end of each stroke.
Omg pure comedy.
Actual (factual) tears pouring oot ma kerries.
The way he's wiping that worktop with the flick of the wrist at the end of each stroke.
Omg pure comedy.
His friggin voice in that ad. I could throat punch the irritating dick! 
And the way he's holding his basket and bag out at nearly arms length
And the way he's holding his basket and bag out at nearly arms length
He’ll be round to borrow
Why is he holding the bag like Dolly has done a tit in it and he's taking it ta tha bin.
Has he had voice-over training from his bro - he sounds like he's the dame in a panto.
and his fans are liars and arse lickers.
Has he had voice-over training from his bro - he sounds like he's the dame in a panto.
and his fans are liars and arse lickers.
Good spot
Martin, gonni dae a dots oaf doom aboot your dishwasher in the loft wae the squirrels that look like rats
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Martin: I am what I am, unless joy of ad are paying, also.
Absolutely pissing my pants at him buying dishwasher tablets. Where's your dishwasher then Maz hmmm? Oh that's right you ain't got one have ya? head
I mean I know he waste money but this is a whole other level, buying dishwasher tablets when you don't even own a dishwasher also.
Must had been paid some petty cash for that #Ad or vouchers also because only a fool would buy stuff they don't definitely don't need or use.
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Part of me was cringing, part of me was about to die inside thinking please don't be doing an ad for gardening was literally on edge waiting for It
way he was talking of summmmmur was like a garden ad Soo ayye gift that keeps on giving oor Marion.
Must had been paid some petty cash for that #Ad or vouchers also because only a fool would buy stuff they don't definitely don't need or use.
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Part of me was cringing, part of me was about to die inside thinking please don't be doing an ad for gardening was literally on edge waiting for It
way he was talking of summmmmur was like a garden ad Soo ayye gift that keeps on giving oor Marion.
Stars?? I think you mean "stars"
haha I meant influencers.
How long ago did he film that shite ad? It’s his old kitchen. The new one took 4 months tae shrink wrap!
Martin shud forget about the shrink wrap and use the petty cash tae pay fur a shrink. #factual
Am so glad ah huv never changed ma profile pic, ma lovelies. An OG! Capeesh! Aw ready fur oor new thread!
The real LLB would huv set fire tae that Danyell monstrosity by now. So aye
The real LLB would huv set fire tae that Danyell monstrosity by now. So aye
Remember mah luveleh that oor Lorna saved him already.
He spent aw his petty cash oan Loony Lorna.
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