Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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Popper

The white shite floating in the “stovies”
Never ate a vegetable as a child and still doesn’t as an adult. Explains a lot
 
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mammaof3

Fook me we could be twins.

I've just finished organising a 5-star hovel and a nice spread in the Big Smoke - used a voucher as I'm tighter than a ducks arse.

Got a voucher for The Shard as well but it's closed for renovation when we go so I'm gutted at that, but it means we can go away again.



Anyway back to Chef Maz.

 
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menopausalmargrit

“Styled to fuck” for his birthday. I can’t wait to see what he’s wearing coz we know it’s gonna be a complete mis-matched disaster also!!
 
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Cinpab

SuzyE said:
Mario, you're one sad, pathetic middle aged man. And feck did you get hit with the ugly stick as a kid!. Seriously, sort your nose out instead of buying crap

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Guys I don’t think I can do this another year. Autumn in the blistering heat and Christmas before the kids have even gone back to school. Kill me now
 
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twilightgarden

Catching up on his stories today and I’m no well

First the stiffy over Hetty hoover. “Ohhh she feels so good on carpet, oh yeah” but she’s nae use on hard floors. Marion hen the only carpet you have is in your bedroom and let’s face it you hardly have any available floor space to hoover.

Then treatit to his greasy, depressed anteater face and a plate of stovies. I cannae cope.

 
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Madge2022

Daisy Uncle said:
Not autumn leafs already ffs. Schools haven't even broken up yet. I'd like to insert his Christmas tree into his Japs eye.
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Mebbes that's where he stores it when crissmas is over, would explain his walk.
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Excuse youse, he paid fur bespoke bougie acting lessons fae Ronald Villiers, don't message this page again!!!!
 
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Caw1982

Rahhhhhh the view is closed when we go just booked the table. Oh well, I'm sure we will find another 'boujee' bar with a view
 
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Runforestrun

What are the white specks??????
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Birthday outfit ffs he is a 10 year old wee lassie isn’t he?
 
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blueblue

Hen, if it's a 5 star hovel you've booked you might find yourself on a wee night and day journey just wanting back to your safe space x
 
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longtimestalker

What the fuck is that black shit in the corner?
Has the cat litter been put in the communal hallway . That advert was extremely painful to watch.
I’d rather sleep on the breeze blocks than listen that any longer
 

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AllieBee

SuzyE said:
Mario, you're one sad, pathetic middle aged man. And feck did you get hit with the ugly stick as a kid!. Seriously, sort your nose out instead of buying crap

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His nose looks like even more of a big red dick than normal. Pull the hoodie over your face you fat penis-nosed slag
 
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mrsbucket

Cinpab said:
Guys I don’t think I can do this another year. Autumn in the blistering heat and Christmas before the kids have even gone back to school. Kill me now
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Same, hen. This will be my third round of Autumn/Wintum with Mario and I don't think ahm ready to go through it all again. I already get pyoor PTSD when I see a pumpkin noo thanks to this beaky mutant.
 
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