Never mind the hoovers, where are the bespoke suitcases being kept?
Never mind the hoovers, where are the bespoke suitcases being kept?Sounds like you need to get some class ma lovelie?
Jokes aside, where the fuck is he going to store ANOTHER hoover????? Between all the mops etc he’s also got, it’s actually mind boggling why someone would choose to cram so much crap into a literal shoebox sized flat.
He needs to mop kick himself in the head, knock some sense into him. So aye and so forth.
Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hen, also.I admit to putting my heating on also
Put her up fur adoption, oanly way she'll learn ma lovelieI have just shown my 11 year old daughter Mario’s new dunks, her reply was…
“They’re cute, can I have a pair in that colour”
Well be here for itWhat do we reckon he has planned for his 40th? I know it’ll either be a massive anti-climax or “cancelled” at last minute but a Cannae wait!!!
It’s actually cured my depression!!Ma hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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I, Martin and wee Deek aw cosy in the mouldy bougie boudoir.Now boasting about his bespoke tiny feet and slagging off men with normal size feet. Him and his tiny knob can piss right off. A man of 40 should not be getting his fake nickname on his shoes, absolute creep.
Yes he isThe fact he’s telling people that the customisation is free when in actual fact the trainers that can be customised cost around £30-£50 more than the standard versions blows my mind. Is he actually that stupid?
Sweating his ass off cos he didny huv tits in those days so aye. Tattie love tae yous aw oan this day of Saturday alsoMa hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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Apparently that's the name of company who make the bottle, must have Martin as their proofreader.Another wan of Marion’s small business gifts for the family complete wi a bespoke spelling mistake. Illiterate fat woodlouse
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