I have a 4 bedroomed house and i only have two one up one down. Why on earth he needs more than one in that piss tiddly little shoebox is beyond me!
I have a 4 bedroomed house and i only have two one up one down. Why on earth he needs more than one in that piss tiddly little shoebox is beyond me!How many vacuum cleaners does he need in that postage stamp of a flat? My mum only has one and she lives in a fuck off extended five bed house (smell the wealth!)
I admit to putting my heating on alsoYouse furgoat the decaying ear in the close, also.
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My favourite!!!
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Ah hud ma heating oan this morning, ah'm blaming the menopause fur that though
Tatty hearts to use AhlGot it in one hen. Do you also know the legend of the Tatty Hearts?
Sounds like you need to get some class ma lovelie?I board dogs in my home. I own 1 hoover. 1 steam mop. Environmental health visit my house every 6 months. I have a kid and a husband and a front and back door. Do I need more hoovers?? I'm starting to panic and sit doon
You need to sit doon and get some class hen, I seem to remember he has a crapet cleaner anolI board dogs in my home. I own 1 hoover. 1 steam mop. Environmental health visit my house every 6 months. I have a kid and a husband and a front and back door. Do I need more hoovers?? I'm starting to panic and sit doon
And slam his thumb heed Oan the falbon worktop ma luvlee knock aimed fucking sense into the wee rodentJesus Christ I'm dying laughing again lol. As for the 3 vacuum cleaners, that's absolutely crazy behaviour. I used to live in a 2 bedroom bungalow and had one vacuum cleaner that I could plug in the socket in the hall way and vacuum every single room in the bungalow without having to change plug sockets. His flat is smaller. He does not need 3. He should do a giveaway on his page the spiteful little rat.
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Also,his toaster and kettle are moving closer to the edge every day lol, they be on the floor next. I'd love to walk in there and slam them up against the wall where they should be also. Capeesh.
Smell the wealthI admit to putting my heating on also
Criss & joosLovin all these new wee hens who didnae know but noo are getting tae know. Get your criss and joos oot and have a look at the wiki and his insta highlights (boy wonder is a personal fave) or maybe since it’s hay Saturday you can have a lethalwan a them
tonsa love and tattie hearts
NooooGot it in one hen. Do you also know the legend of the Tatty Hearts?
Bosnian Bungalow. Absolutely dying at thisFfs ma lovely. Just spat ma wine across the high footfall area at Bosnian bungalow
Ma hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye alsoCriss & joos
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Noooo
Please enlighten me
Can’t wait to see her hitting the dance floor on her holsMa hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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The pit stains on that t-shirt do me every timeMa hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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Legend has it this is where he got his bespoke head injury from, how have I never noticed how much he's whipping his head aboutMa hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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How have I not seen this before?! The sweat stained pits, the clump of hair on the back of her head, the dad dancing it's made me laugh this Saturaday morning hens!Ma hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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Oh god i totally forgot about this!!!Ma hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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