Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
a 40yr old man doing a reel for trainers. Like something my 11yr old niece would do for tik tok.
 
Reactions: 40
I'm just over my asthma attack from laughing about his light switch boabie, now I'm being treatit to her bespoke nikes (just don't do it) now I'm off on another asthmatic journee, factual
 
Reactions: 26
Hens I passed the Seedhill hovel earlier today and it looked to me like the two unhappy campers are getting a new neighbour, the flat directly across the landing from them had all the windows wide open possibly fumigating the place
Hope they are and it’s an unruly junkball for a neighbour, his safe space could be at risk ma lovlies
 
Reactions: 30
Ah'm hoping it's a tattler, taking wan fur the team.
 
Reactions: 25
I’m a lurker
Never posted on here before
Can I just say I’m absolutely pissing myself, started following Mario & realise your threads & comments are his actual voice
It’s like being dyslexic you type the words he says
The also
Boujie & smell the weath is priceless
I’m not even gona try just yet I’ll get to know eventually unless ya want me to see ma self out
 
Reactions: 35
I haven't been on here in months because he gets on my last nerve and then some....but this thread title has had me howling
 
Reactions: 23
Sit doon and get some class hen all are welcome except the orange order and anyone with lilac fitness leggings they wear more than 4 times a week
 
Reactions: 36
Spine bright hen, get yursel doon tae the high footfall area, the passwords oan the wall tae join in the fun. Tonsa a love ta ya
 
Reactions: 25
The fat slag is in Braehead filling her face with beige carbs at that small business Toni Macaroni. Kerry Katona’s peeled for 2 creeps who look like they are on day release, if any of youse trolls are there. Capeesh
 
Reactions: 23
Came on to say where the fuck is he gonna store another hoover?! He must hang them out the windae on a pulley system I'm convinced
I can't help but wonder....does he have stuff velcrode to the ceiling? Velcro'd velcro-d I can't fucking spell it! Capesh?
 
Reactions: 24
How many vacuum cleaners does he need in that postage stamp of a flat? My mum only has one and she lives in a fuck off extended five bed house (smell the wealth! )
 
Reactions: 23
It's velcroed, I had to Google it, I'll be wearing lavender leggings next 🫠
 
Reactions: 19
New neighbours / cooncil flat cleaners are probably overwhelmed by the stench oan the whole landing.
Sharts, wax melts, cat litter, chemical fumes, weed, Reed diffusers.
 
Reactions: 26
Sit doon and get some class hen all are welcome except the orange order and anyone with lilac fitness leggings they wear more than 4 times a week
No lavender or Lilac leggings here
Or shit trainers also
---
Spine bright hen, get yursel doon tae the high footfall area, the passwords oan the wall tae join in the fun. Tonsa a love ta ya
Why thanks very much
I’ll get cosy & enjoy the comments
 
Reactions: 19
Hen! Youse didnae noo, but youse gat tae noo also. That is the main thing, also. Singing youse fram the rootaps doon tae the herringbone vinyl flairs also. Very welcome here hen. You’ll be fluent in Scottish illiteracy in noo time. Spine bright, also
 
Reactions: 25
Feeling the love
Am I right thinking Marion had a typo with the spine bright instead of shine
 
Reactions: 11
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.