Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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Shrekssister

can’t believe that silly wee cow has the gall to disappear on us. Get a grip and post you wee dick
 
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G&TGal II

HAY FRIDAY !!!! Thank F*ck the weekend is here for some annual leave but we need to move and be our best selfs and spine bright cos we are ALL ABSOLOOTELY FINE MA LOVELIES . Let's mop kick oor way through the last day of June for tomorrow takes us into July so we will no longer be in the six months post Christmas phase but entering the six months pre Christmas phase.

Let the countdown begin.

Tonsa love to youse all and tattie hearts mwah
 
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TheGoblinKing

Hayy loveleis

I need ye all tae get up oot your sharty sheets and mop kick this day!!
Keep you power!!! Show pure and utter strength!!

Tonsa love xxx
 
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pinkwaferbiscuit

TheGoblinKing said:
Hayy loveleis

I need ye all tae get up oot your sharty sheets and mop kick this day!!
Keep you power!!! Show pure and utter strength!!

Tonsa love xxx
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Ma lovely, sharty sheets has got me up and mop kicking ma way oot the hoose

tattie hearts tae all youse tattle trolls thee day, spine bright!!
 
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Poptart

Hes back!
Saying happy friday but he doesn’t know what day it it is

Then showing off some trainers that i think must be for his niece
 
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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

Poptart said:
Hes back!
Saying happy friday but he doesn’t know what day it it is

Then showing off some trainers that i think must be for his niece
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I think we should christen those trainers his tattle dunks cause they have the lilac on them just like wee always say with the spray on shinny joggies
 
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Pepsi

Hens dae yous awe think those Dunkers came oot the holiday case?
Kennin fine well hes nae goin oan his jollies due tae no being able tae cross the border oot Beirut
We might be in fur a wee Shein haul journeeey oot the case ma lovelies also.
Tonsa love, we move #nomaquote
 
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Bluebellsinthewoods

Oh dear lord. He made herself a wee boujee bespoke & ect pair of girly Dunks to match his lavender leggings, and now she's a Nike ambasudur.
Happy Friaday everyone, let's get this weekend dun
 
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mammaof3

Mario, you thick twat. ''You'll all be glad it's the weekend'' isn't a question.





Fooking hell, he's only come on to show oof his manky trainers.

Thee are the ones he ordered in May @£115.


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SuzyE

Custom or not, he knows how to do an ugly trainer


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They do as well

 
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Runforestrun

Customised the colours himself from hunners of options and still ended up looking shit! What is it with Martin and shite trainers?
 
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Babybail93

Them trainers are fucking disgusting. If I were that small business “Nike” I’d ask her to untag us!
 
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Skyflier6727

Runforestrun said:
Customised the colours himself from hunners of options and still ended up looking shit! What is it with Martin and shite trainers?
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And how many pairs does the little goblin need? He doesn’t go anywhere or do any formal exercise. I bet he just stoats about the high footfall area admiring his girly trainers
 
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mrsbucket

Skyflier6727 said:
And how many pairs does the little goblin need? He doesn’t go anywhere or do any formal exercise. I bet he just stoats about the high footfall area admiring his girly trainers
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I've been on these threads for a long time but 'high footfall area' creases me every time I read it That and 'touch points'. Utter bespoke Mario-isms
 
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Popper

Snakes oan this app slaggin’ off his custom bespoke girl’s dunks. Do not message this page again also.
Can’t wait till he claims he’s crashed the entire Nike website because all the lovelies are customising trainers.

I hope your all have a nice day. No ma quote. Capeesh
 
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