Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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Ferguson

Hay T H U R A D A Y
Just incase fatty disnae inspire us the day ah wanted tae tell youse aww tae get up.

Tons blessings, spine bright also
 
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Freefalling

Ferguson said:
Hay T H U R A D A Y
Just incase fatty disnae inspire us the day ah wanted tae tell youse aww tae get up.

Tons blessings, spine bright also
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Ferguson thanks for the pep talk doll, I've been lost on the days of the week since our wee Manbag left us high and dry since having an episode of the trots etc also can we do we wee minutes silence for the poor porcelain throne at the quad penthouse, poor fucker will have been bombed from all angles etc also

Tattie hearts to you all 🫶🫶🫶
 
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Madge2022

Get tae ken how tae talk Martin and join in ma lovelie

Ferguson said:
Hay T H U R A D A Y
Just incase fatty disnae inspire us the day ah wanted tae tell youse aww tae get up.

Tons blessings, spine bright also
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Sit doon and get sum class Ferguson, youse huvni even goat a blue tick, ah'm staying in bed aw cosy jist tae spite youse. Pyoor .Tonsa luv M x
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Hen you don't need to spell your posts correctly, they don't even have to have the correct grammar because Martin is one illiterate thick ballbag who can't string a sentence together and nothing make sense anyway. I've lost braincells trying to read his posts. I feel like I've got a brain injury.
mwah mwah tons of love to you on this new day of dawn, spine bight my lovely xxxxx
 
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HappyLittleSnail

Do we think he's spent the week having a bespoke hissy fit because his sofa's are atrocious and he spunked all that money on a kitchen make-over without actually fixing problems like the weird handle placements and boxing in the boiler and leccy box? Or has he seen all the sympathy his bestie Hinch got after taking days off while her kiddo was poorly and he wants a piece of the action?
 
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Skyflier6727

Comment away ma lovelie. You will pick up the lingo in no time
 
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Cady1954

Cue Rayn and a visit to the vet.
 
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Pepsi

Dinna fash, youll fit right in if ya canny spell hen so spine bright ma lovelie and mop kick yur wi onto the threads #nomaquote
Im feeling a wee deep clean cludgie journey comin oan hens, got ma marigolds ready also
 
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Caw1982

Ahhhh I'm glad the wee slut is over the worst, ready to mop kick us into the weekend with slo mo content of Cell Block H, in his Louseoat housecoat, blarring out Whitney.

Has she done a Maddona get well dots of doom yet?

Oh why the fuck did I get myself blocked I'm so sad. I can't be arsed to go on fake account to watch him. I'm not that upset.
 
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longtimestalker

Madge2022 said:
Get tae ken how tae talk Martin and join in ma lovelie



Sit doon and get sum class Ferguson, youse huvni even goat a blue tick, ah'm staying in bed aw cosy jist tae spite youse. Pyoor .Tonsa luv M x
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I’m a Geordie .. no fukerrr understands me to start with
 
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twilightgarden

Caw1982 said:
Oh why the fuck did I get myself blocked I'm so sad. I can't be arsed to go on fake account to watch him. I'm not that upset.
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Hen youse need tae try iganony.io youse can keep yer Kerry Katonas oan Martin and she’ll have nae idea also
Stay etc and bougie. Tonsa luv
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

I'm away tae buy a wee bauble in memory
 
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Ratgrrl

Wonder if our Marion is in Madonna's DMs and so forth ,wishing her a speedy recovery also. If you don't ken,get tae ken.
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Also etc what are these boujee pants that are advertised above my post and so forth. Perfect for Mazda. Bum out ready and in Pat Butcher leopard print so aye also etc
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Madge2022

Oor Martin huz a mangina so nae good tae him ma lovelie
 
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Ferguson

Where is the fat loser?

Trying tae make oot he has a wee bespoke illness.
When we know he's sulking because he's
1) ordered a 2018 sofa that no one likes because the world's moved on fae grey.

And
2) despite his kitchen makeover he STILL has the exposed electric meter, the wrang way roon handles, and the unboxed boiler.
 
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twilightgarden

I predict a “So many of youse have been asking where am ur (oan the shitter) but am FINE ABZALOOTLEY FINE MA LOVELIES and no regretting the pallet sofa at all “
 
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