Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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Babybail93

Can you imagine if he shows up a week later sunburnt tae fuck wae one of those lace dreads in his hair aw the weans goat in Majorca circa 1998. With the caption “soooooo we did a thing”
 
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Poptart

Babybail93 said:
Can you imagine if he shows up a week later sunburnt tae fuck wae one of those lace dreads in his hair aw the weans goat in Majorca circa 1998. With the caption “soooooo we did a thing”
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And within 1 day we’ll have “take me baaaaccckkkk” captions on photos of the All Inclusive buffet.
 
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notanothergrammer

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Cause deid deek tried tae help him carry oan the boujiee theme and brought him back a bespoke M&S salad, so noo he's hittin the boke and still hits the boak at all food noo also, how dare he gie Martino some lettuce, fucks aht' aw aboot, naw hen cut up grapes and a munch bunch yoghurt are his limits. But dinnae worry he's redeemin himself tae Martino wae a plain cheeseburger happy meal. So Aye
 
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notanothergrammer

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"Flaboned Dream Kitchen & breeze block corner seater. .Still nae petty cash tae box in yer boiler & Meter"
 
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mammaof3

He last posted on Monday night and thinks he's had a few days off, it's only been 2.

He's so copying Hinch.
Post up something bad, realise you're a twat, fook off the gram, then return with 'I'm no well.

He'll be trying to think up some rare illness like her wain had.

Moped disease or something.
 
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SuzyE

Well wonders never cease at him not feeling well again. Soft tart
 
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muscadet

Wonder what the last crap meal it was he ate that gave him the bespoke spewing cause he doesn’t exactly socialise to catch a bug
 
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Madge2022

Ah'm sure Lewis Capaldi is in Martin's DMs offering him the same support Martin gave him. But wi less spelling mistakes, also.
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muscadet said:
Wonder what the last crap meal it was he ate that gave him the bespoke spewing cause he doesn’t exactly socialise to catch a bug
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Ah'm hoping Rayn is taking a piss in his mouth when he's sleeping tae make up fur aw they chemicals Martin subjects her to.
 
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Little Miss Planner

Oh this thread literally gives me life.....it's genius comedy gold. You lot are priceless

@Sloppys "stand down everyone...she's just got the shits" should be a thread title suggestion
 
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longtimestalker

Little Miss Planner said:
Oh this thread literally gives me life.....it's genius comedy gold. You lot are priceless

@Sloppys "stand down everyone...she's just got the shits" should be a thread title suggestion
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Yes I agree… I can’t read this thread when I’m supposed to be quiet as I keep bursting out laughing.
The comments are hilarious.
I’m also scared to comment normally as :
I can’t speak /spell the language and these lot are ruthless . But in a good way
 
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