The whole living room looks so cold and dreary and dated.
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Couldn't take a nap on that thing my lovely, would end up with crippling back pain and a broken neck
Hello Marion, the early 2010s called and they want their decor back.
Bet he was so disappointed when he took the wrapping off it and took a step back and thought ‘duck me, now I’m going to have to pretend it’s exactly what I wanted’ auld Dani has done him dirty or whatever she is called!
She probably thought come to my shop again cap in hand wanting your colabs and free tit well let’s see how you enjoy sitting on felt covered pallets ya prick!
She probably thought come to my shop again cap in hand wanting your colabs and free tit well let’s see how you enjoy sitting on felt covered pallets ya prick!
He's not starting on the Christmas shite in June! 
He'll be posting videos of New York at Christmas and sleigh rides though Lapland by August. And here's the real kicker. If he stopped buying so much shite, he could probably actually afford to go to those places! Do they take Klarna in the US?
He'll be posting videos of New York at Christmas and sleigh rides though Lapland by August. And here's the real kicker. If he stopped buying so much shite, he could probably actually afford to go to those places! Do they take Klarna in the US?
I genuinely thought he was filming with a black and white filter until I saw his washing cloths in the corner.
Sofa looks like the man sofa in a cheap shoe shop.
Sofa looks like the man sofa in a cheap shoe shop.
It's a good joab that they are both wee twats and have - well I hope - small arses.
Normal sized adults will be perching on it lol.
Hannah will have to book into a hotel far then night when she ventures up to the slum, as nayone will be able to sleep on it
Normal sized adults will be perching on it lol.
Hannah will have to book into a hotel far then night when she ventures up to the slum, as nayone will be able to sleep on it
He's gotta be disappointed with that suite 
the old bumming fort was much nicer - and that's not a compliment Maria
the old bumming fort was much nicer - and that's not a compliment MariaThe new bumming fort one is defo going to hurt their knees!He's gotta be disappointed with that suite
What an image that is! Sorry I’ll see myself out … 🫣
How long will the couch lasts until he gets bored and gives it to “a lassie in need”. I’m betting 2 year max. A new cooncil kitchen will be put in and she’ll be itching to redo the whole living room again, so aye.
She’ll be frothing when she reads the comments on here
Can’t wait fae the stories later…… “so many of youse huv been asking……”
Can’t wait fae the stories later…… “so many of youse huv been asking……”
Why have none of you lovelies mentioned the multiple hoovers for approximately a 1sqaure foot flat hoose? Man is off his rocker 
Don’t forget as well as the two hoover she also has a floor steamer, a peddle mop, a spray mop and a handheld shark dust busterWhy have none of you lovelies mentioned the multiple hoovers for approximately a 1sqaure footflathoose? Man is off his rocker
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Oh and a crapet shampooer
So is he a sofa designer now?! 
I’m still shook at just how uncomfortable it looks
Well it looks like concrete so you wont be able to tell the difference
Found his design print
‘dani hen I want it aw contemporary and minimal, like boxes!’ Oh and grey it hus tay bae grey. Hide the stains yah now hunny!’
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Best laugh is the cushions never even came with it. It’s literally a box with those long cushions cause I’m sure he said the other week he has his new cushion bought in for it
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I get it now. He wanted his sofa to remind him of the many many boxes filled with tat that comes through his front door.Found his design print
‘dani hen I want it aw contemporary and minimal, like boxes!’ Oh and grey it hus tay bae grey. Hide the stains yah now hunny!’
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Best laugh is the cushions never even came with it. It’s literally a box with those long cushions cause I’m sure he said the other week he has his new cushion bought in for it
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