How to chew an apple through a letterboax.Let's hope our Marion was gifted a copy of Jemma Solomons book for his pile of classic literature on one of his many tables. He can't read but that's beside the point.
I shall be reporting him again for no AD, so "fuck you Martin"I thought this was his not so subtle way of having a dig at a comment on here about how he doesn't #ad the sofa shots. The song choice just gives it away that he reads here
She looks like a stretched Thora Hird!Why is Stacey’s zombie sister wearing a fucking nightie? Ugly slag that one
Yes it did happen! We got to vote and I guess majority said keep it white!Am I dreaming or did Monzo buy a grout pen one time and filled in his grout lines grey? Did that happen or naw? And if it did whit happened after, did he redecorate the entire room to rectify his mistake? Canny remember
Or one of those fat women that are obsessed with Disney to the point it’s weird
Am ready fur this thread, ma lovely. OG, nae debates!! Kapeesh!Thread Suggestion.... Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye
Oh but she does. And sometimes Mickey ears. She’s 51 and should have a word with herself. She is one of the menopausal mafia and loves oor Martin!! InsufferableDerailing sorry...please tell me she dunt wear clothes with mickey mouse on etc
Yes. £312.20 so far.Has anyone done a tally of the Joseph Joseph costs so far?
Thanks fur clearing that up hen, a thought ad finally lost ma marblesYes it did happen! We got to vote and I guess majority said keep it white!
Can I just say for a minute ma lovelie, we’re all chantin you oan fae the rooftops for all the work you do oan the wiki and sharing the stories this fat slug puts out there on the daily. You’re a true hero tae us all, infinite tattie hearts tae you and yours and so forth, so aye, keep spiningYes. £312.20 so far.
All in the wiki ma lovelie.
Tell the truth hen, it's you isn't it. You're amongst pals and we won't judgeOh but she does. And sometimes Mickey ears. She’s 51 and should have a word with herself. She is one of the menopausal mafia and loves oor Martin!! Insufferable
His book would huv tae be a dot-tae-dot picture book. Words are too hard never mind a sentence that makes sense also.Canni wait fur the's oan this app rant.
How the feck are they all getting book deals, this bint prints labels fur a living!
At this rate Martin will be getting a book deal, hope he does a book shop tour, ah wull be first in the queue
Mario, you're so funny I forgot to laugh.
Folk that laugh at their own jokesMario, you're so funny I forgot to laugh.
Proper thinks he's hilarious and also.
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