It's a cracker ma lovely. Only £148 to block the freezer access to further enable him to say 'duck it, treatit masel' and get take out beige food. #factual
Edited to add that his diet is the only way he's able to follow the beige trend.
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Edited to add that his diet is the only way he's able to follow the beige trend.
Martin shud huv goat this fur his kitchen revamp.
Aye when he came oot the bumming fort wae a sore arse so aye
Actually laughed out loud at this. So bleeping funny and real.
Marion will NEVER be happy as he watches too many others and tries to better his wee hobbit hole. Hence the constant changes.
Anyone notice that he spent more time showing the before than the after which flashed by in a wizz??
How many bins and sink basins has he had now?
The strip light and gas meter would have been my first priority.
Then lining up the actual doors and sorting the handles.
Whit a walloper!
P.S. I usually unfollow him around August when the Autumn pre Christmas stuff comes in as I canny be bothered wi the same shite every single year. He will not change.
Anyone notice that he spent more time showing the before than the after which flashed by in a wizz??
How many bins and sink basins has he had now?
The strip light and gas meter would have been my first priority.
Then lining up the actual doors and sorting the handles.
Whit a walloper!
P.S. I usually unfollow him around August when the Autumn pre Christmas stuff comes in as I canny be bothered wi the same shite every single year. He will not change.
Fat slug and stupid mutant! OMFG I'm dyingAs predicted, he shot his load early - he literally couldn’t wait. ALL THAT build up for what?!? Should have covered up the council flat electrical things on the wall.
and as predicted, Smeg items. Stupid mutant. Do something with your life you fat slug!! The cost of those is a wee night away, I know what I’d prefer
I'm actually at work on a night shift reading this thread and howling.Hen am lying in bed in Greece (smell the wealth)sweating ma tits aff in bed cannae sleep and literally just howling at this description of the wee exiled
man its perfect description for the wee runt so aye
He is noo a bonafide Influencer. Aff linking everything in that kitchen.
Nice to see he’s backing small business JosephJoseph #smallbusinesschampion
Remember when he shared that photo of a completely minimalist looking living room saying he loves that style or whatever. And then back to reality when he feels the need to cram shelves and pictures in every single available surface 
Can he not stand to have a clear wall in the bed sit or something? It actually looked much bigger before he moved in and brought all that tit with him. How does Deek feel about having his space totally invaded, I wonder.
Can he not stand to have a clear wall in the bed sit or something? It actually looked much bigger before he moved in and brought all that tit with him. How does Deek feel about having his space totally invaded, I wonder.Well, I had to go for a lie down in a dark room when he mentioned a battery operated neon sign for the kitchen (in the house that isn’t a house) I would say the heat had addled his brain but we all know he’s not got one 
How much has this kitchen update cost? The painter and decorator wouldn’t have been cheap…. SMEG stuff, expensive bins and all that Josephjoseph crap…… easily £800+?
Maybe it's not paint hen. There's a strong possibility that he's slapped white fablon on the walls. Nothing surprises me with that waste of space. So aye.
Na, he would have paid someone to slap a bit of paint up. The council don’t do decorating unless they are replacing your kitchen or bathroom
Council would be bankrupt if they send someone round every time Marion wanted to change a shade of grey
But isn't his block getting certain cosmetic upgrades as they aren't getting demolished? Although tbh I can see a local authority painting white but not doing cupboards, and not for sitting tenants.
It's just the waste, and his inability to cotton on to the fact these spending splurges do not make him happy.
It's just the waste, and his inability to cotton on to the fact these spending splurges do not make him happy.
Cue the comedown this morning 
Can't get my head round the utter shite he spends money on
up a wee cooncil close into his safe haven surrounded by luxury brands he really can't afford (no matter what he says).
The wee one bed hobbit hole is so dated, fugly and he's needing to worry about the bare bones more than a fancy bin - £185
Why they don't go rent a wee buy to let I don't know! Maz can lie till the cows come home but he'd love a wee new build
Can't get my head round the utter shite he spends money on
up a wee cooncil close into his safe haven surrounded by luxury brands he really can't afford (no matter what he says). The wee one bed hobbit hole is so dated, fugly and he's needing to worry about the bare bones more than a fancy bin - £185
Why they don't go rent a wee buy to let I don't know! Maz can lie till the cows come home but he'd love a wee new build
Oh this would be amazing l remember when the council round our bit did upgrades to my grandparents house , new wiring and bathroom. Wiring in the walls no no white trunking EVERYWHERE
imagine that in bed sit white trunking everywhere over the ‘panelling’ in the living room it will send him round the twist and that’s nae debates ma loveliesMa lovelies, these last few pages of this bespoke thread have been comedy gold. Ma beak has been clutched non stop
That bin though
Aw the separate wee sections for recycling. What a waste of an effort as we know Marion’s rubbish gets dumped into aw the same bin oot the back of the close with the junkie neighbour’s. Canny imagine them having tae separate their plastics and food waste in Beirut towers. So aye.
That bin though
Aw the separate wee sections for recycling. What a waste of an effort as we know Marion’s rubbish gets dumped into aw the same bin oot the back of the close with the junkie neighbour’s. Canny imagine them having tae separate their plastics and food waste in Beirut towers. So aye.- Status