Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

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HulaHannah

Tinkerbell cat said:
it’s the whole build up, all the secrecy etc then it’s 9291718192 pics of whatever he is revealing with each one being as underwhelming as the last. The fact he thinks we are all jealous too makes it even better
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Then, following the ridiculous build up for the most underwhelming reveals, the inevitable come down within hours triggering the 'I'm Fine', 'trolls', 'Elephant walking, dogs barking' shit before he starts the pathetic etsy and B&M tat shopping and planning to refloor the place again desperately trying to work out where his next IG likes are coming from.
 
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HappyLittleSnail

mammaof3 said:
He bought them in July 2021 for £21 each.

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No, Deek was or is a member of the Orange Men.

We all loved the wee man befare this info was spilled but nay mare.
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Drink cup?? What an odd way to say “glass”
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Did anyone else read that as Touch of Cloth, which basically means you’re about to shit yourself. Pretty fitting for Maz.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

I don’t have a horse, I’ll never have a horse, I’ve never been riding, but here’s my recommendation for the best horse trainer evah.
 
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Cinpab

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 said:
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Because he has first hand experience of landscape gardeners what with that massive garden he’s got… oh, wait…
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Taking recommendations for landscape gardeners from someone with no garden is a no no, like taking fashion advice from Mario
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AwwCosyWivDeek said:
I don’t have a horse, I’ll never have a horse, I’ve never been riding, but here’s my recommendation for the best horse trainer evah.
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Can you DM me his number please
 
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Tinkerbell cat

bigmouth1927 said:
What IS he going to do in Benidorm? The silly cunt won't get off the plane once the heat hits!

Oh am no well Deek. Can see it now. Cock.
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Benidorm is somewhere I go every September with the family so I'd bloody love him to be there when I am, can you imagine the in the wild pics I'd get if I saw him. Shuffling around with his sports direct fan, vest top and and hand held fan with a face on him because of the heat
 
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puddleduck

Don't know where he is off to on his holiday but he needs to take mosquitoes in to account .. They are out of control here (Med) this year and don't normally bother me but this summer they are beyond crazy.
He will scratch himself raw with the itching. Luckily I know what to buy to control it. Can just see him in a Benidorm chemist trying to explain
 
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blueblue

mammaof3 said:
He bought them in July 2021 for £21 each.

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No, Deek was or is a member of the Orange Men.

We all loved the wee man befare this info was spilled but nay mare.
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Is he seriously? Do they even let openly gay men dance about on their wee walk?
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Tinkerbell cat said:
I wonder if Martin is hot? He hasn't mentioned it.
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He's hot and it's no fur him, but he's fine ma lovelie. Taps aff, 10 aff, #MariosMafia

Also it's actually deeply offensive to his Italian heritage that he let's his bespoke small business chums put mafia in his codes.
 
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Madge2022

SuzyE said:
The man that has to borrow his brother's garden to sit in
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blueblue said:
Is he seriously? Do they even let openly gay men dance about on their wee walk
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Get tae staunchly ken ma lovelie

Cleaning with Mario #77 Shine bright like a £4 neon yellow pepper

Was I dreaming ma lovelies or did Martin not buy a winter coat at the start of this year and say he was he was putting it away for this winter? 🤔 ma lovelie, you read ma mind. Ahm sure he bought 2winter coats last spring to put away - and am sure one was a grey sleeping bag…… just like his...
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