Deek looks like a little twat
Deek looks like a little twatIt's obvious youse ur jealous of Martin's influencer lifestyle, it's reeking oot of youse. His Instagram is his legacy even though it's no his joab #capeeeesh
Tonsa luv Mx
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#treatit wee Deek wi wee Deek's petty cash #soaye
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Nice bloo toap to match his buckled Green Teef henIt's obvious youse ur jealous of Martin's influencer lifestyle, it's reeking oot of youse. His Instagram is his legacy even though it's no his joab #capeeeesh
Tonsa luv Mx
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#treatit wee Deek wi wee Deek's petty cash #soaye
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How dare youse, Martin is polishing truncheons everyday fur five minutes, ahd like tae see youse wurk so hard, get sum class and sit doon in your ain lane!!!!!You hit the nail on the head there, lovely. I don’t personally know anyone in my life who has such little drive. Sure being a bit lazy every now and then is nice, but every day must be pure depressing. It’s no wonder he’s got to get his dopamine hits through spending sprees. He’s not getting it from anywhere else like that feeling after you’ve worked really hard for something. Zero drive, zero ambition.
He’s definitely no working wae the full set ma lovely. Nothing behind the eyes. So ayeDeek looks like a little twat
I can’t wait until he fizzes it too much and it explodes in his face
Will we notice a difference in his looks?I can’t wait until he fizzes it too much and it explodes in his face
Oh my god this is eliteEvery photo of Derek makes him look like a dog on an animal rescue page who’s up for adoption but has been in the shelter for so long that they have to resort to cutesy anthropomorphism to try and get taker
This is Derek. A Jack Russell/Shih tzu mix, he’s a petit gent who didn’t have the best start in life. His last owner kept him chained up in a small flat for most of the day, and fed him a high-fat diet which stunted Derek’s growth.
When Derek first came to us, he had severe dental issues so his new furever family would need to be experienced in dealing with extreme gingivitis.
Derek is now fully grown and ready for his new home. He’d like to be the only dog in a house and would prefer to not have someone home all day.
Cat-tested.
As good as neutered.
Sweating gammon flaps has creased meAw ma luvlie this needs a trigger warning. i don’t know wits worse her hooves, her pubic-like leg hairs, or the thought a her sweating gammon flaps in those leopard print hot pants
More stations than that there London.£84 on that sodastream! That’s before he buys all the accessories to make a fizzy drink station to go next to the coffee station and hot chocolate station
And realises it’s still rank rotten (yes we have one - hangs head in shame and sees self out)!I can’t wait until he fizzes it too much and it explodes in his face
Probably varicose veins from all the shit he eats.Is it my Kerry katonas or does it look like a weird bulging vein on this calf??
I think that’s just his rickets ma lovelie.Is it my Kerry katonas or does it look like a weird bulging vein on this calf??
Ah heard Martin huz goat a season ticket and his seat is right next tae youseAwk hens I’m a wee rangers fan. Got a bespoke season ticket but it really upsets me when I know deeks a fan cause I worry il have to see Martin at ibrox one day. Maybe I can kick him down the club deck steps my loveliesThough doubtful, Martin wouldn’t do anythingor go anywhere if it doesn’t benefit him.
how much money does this wee bald weirdo spend?? Where does he put all the stuff?? He’s honestly needing to go to a money spending help group. It’s worrying.
he even fucked that up - “not and ad” - lollll how does he get the most simple things wrong
Check youse oot zooming in, ah bet youse ur oan a bespoke register and nae debates ma lovelieIs it my Kerry katonas or does it look like a weird bulging vein on this calf??
Fucking hell, a fizzy drink stayshun. I can hear the bespoke sign makers oan that small biz app Etsy rubbing their hands in glee.£84 on that sodastream! That’s before he buys all the accessories to make a fizzy drink station to go next to the coffee station and hot chocolate station
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