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Let me fix that for you.
“I’ve always thought that if she hadn’t fallen into the trap of addiction, how would her life have worked out?”
Pardon my loves but what is EK?
I've been out loving ma best life today and have had a few of them lethal drinks, but surely it isn't the booze that is stopping me from understanding his speal about Whitney? Make it make sense
I've been out loving ma best life today and have had a few of them lethal drinks, but surely it isn't the booze that is stopping me from understanding his speal about Whitney? Make it make sense
I think she’s had one too many a
them lethal drinks the night cos that makes less sense than her usual bullshit she spouts 
Don’t worry, he’s making us wait another week, you’ll have calmed down from the excitement of the sofa by then. Just breathe. You can do this…
East Kilbride ma lovely. It’s a nearby town she likes tae frequent on the regular. It’s another tit hole, so he feels right at home.Pardon my loves but what is EK?
I've been out loving ma best life today and have had a few of them lethal drinks, but surely it isn't the booze that is stopping me from understanding his speal about Whitney? Make it make sense
Even if she did beat her death of her addiction, Mario McKnight’s (she/her) brother is the REAL talent.
Lads, I’ve woken up with a wee hangover after a few too many lethal 
but that rambling post made zero sense, right? To think that he actually writes that bollocks, reads it back to himself and thinks it makes any kind of sense is baffling. His brain is completely jumbled.
Complaining about how tired he is again after doing the absolute bare minimum, in the same week he was crying about wanting a baby. Jesus fecking Christ you couldn’t make it up.
but that rambling post made zero sense, right? To think that he actually writes that bollocks, reads it back to himself and thinks it makes any kind of sense is baffling. His brain is completely jumbled.Complaining about how tired he is again after doing the absolute bare minimum, in the same week he was crying about wanting a baby. Jesus fecking Christ you couldn’t make it up.
Ur youse fluent in the bespoke language oaf Martin ma lovelie
I reckon @shozdianod has a cesstificate so ayeUr youse fluent in the bespoke language oaf Martin ma lovelie
In their high footfall area next to their wifi password and nae debates. Jo Malone haun wash fur guests oanly. #factualI reckon @shozdianod has a cesstificate so aye
Paintet the frame black fur the assthetecs so aye.I reckon @shozdianod has a cesstificate so aye
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I’ve always said he’s a secret piss head, or partial to the devils lettuce like Derek is
He just reminds me of the friends episode where Joey writes the recommendation letter to the adoption agency and he uses a thesaurus 
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He’s second hand stoned and doesnt know it ma lovelie
Silly witch, she never lost her talent, I went to her final concert, she was fabulous, fluffed the beginning of ‘I Will Always Love You’, but I still get goosebumps when she restarted.
Now I can’t say me and Whit knew each other. However, I’m 99.9% certain, if she’d known the Insta superstar of Paisley whilst alive, she would have thought he’s one massive bleep x
The new concrete Lego must be so uncomfortable.
There hasn’t been a single “Dan-yell hen, am pyoor chuffed for yuh and chantin’ yuh on from ma rooftop fur to be achieving the accolades showered apon yuh for the makings of comfort”.
I’d say he’s fuuuuming with the new sofa. It looks awful and now he’s stuck with it.
There hasn’t been a single “Dan-yell hen, am pyoor chuffed for yuh and chantin’ yuh on from ma rooftop fur to be achieving the accolades showered apon yuh for the makings of comfort”.
I’d say he’s fuuuuming with the new sofa. It looks awful and now he’s stuck with it.
Notice how he sits at the best end (if there is one,) with his legs stretched out and poor old Deek has to get comfortable on the other bit.
I think we can all agree that if Whitney Houston had known she had the support of the Prince of Paisley, she’d have turned her life around and would still be with us today.
She’d likely be visiting Mario right now, eating Dairylea from his tapas table, and giving herself access to his wifi thanks to the framed password in the high footfall area.
She’d likely be visiting Mario right now, eating Dairylea from his tapas table, and giving herself access to his wifi thanks to the framed password in the high footfall area.
ma hen I don’t know and we will never get tae know but I think she’s too uppity to be an alky. Oor wee lovelie is just
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