The brother is one ugly bleep as well. Wee Sadie’s womb must be rancid with the tit it producesSaying his brother is the one with talent is said through jealous, gritted teeth, isn't it Mario. Mario's the runt of the litter
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OG sofa:
Ironic really because it’s the same idea as the latest monstrosity but much much nicer. Should have kept that one, Mario. twit.
His OG sofa is the only one that actually looks like an actual sofa 
also wits his obsession with grey! Most folk I know whenever the time comes for a new couch (which is not once every 12 months) they always try out a new colour 🥲
also wits his obsession with grey! Most folk I know whenever the time comes for a new couch (which is not once every 12 months) they always try out a new colour 🥲
I call BS on her “clicking the heating oan” surely it wouldn’t come on as the hutch would be warm enough already. Unless his thermostat is set high
I genuinely think this is the nicest one! Although I do quite like* number 3.
*When I say like I mean it's the nicest out of the pick and looks best in the space...but I wouldn't choose any if them in my bespoke living room.
Agreed hen big Johnnie is an ugly freak and like the rest of them he’s cursed with the McKnight Mashoooov Snout
That looks much nicer than all the other ones and if he say it went out of shape then that's because his fat ass was likely never out of it.. nae debates.
I wonder when I'm going to get over the shock of the new sofa. I genuinely still can't believe how bad it is.
How dare youse all, pyoor 
's oan this app.
Jist as well Martin huz his lovelies fanclub.
Pyoor proud of Martin saving lives ...oops a mean getting a new sofa. And wud definitely make front cover of Hello, Beirut edition.
's oan this app.Jist as well Martin huz his lovelies fanclub.
Pyoor proud of Martin saving lives ...oops a mean getting a new sofa. And wud definitely make front cover of Hello, Beirut edition.
FAN-NY
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I'll bet my front, back, patio doors (smell the wealth) and so forth that she doesn't looooooove it.
And she NTGTK - it's new crapet. Which, my auto correct made carpet
my own phone NTGTK too Agree the way he’s referred to his brother a couple of times as the “real talent” is weird. Why not just say he’s talented? It’s like he’s under the impression people think he’s the big star talent in the family
I used to work with the bitchiest guy in the world. If he was making fun of what someone was wearing, he’d do the “oh my goddddd, I love those jeans!! Where diiiiiid you get them?!” thing.
This is giving the exact same vibe.
He’s the ONLY talent you cockwomble
Change Turkey tae Woodhill Dental and 40’s tae 70’s and it’s pretty accurate (and blokes tae women in keeping with the thread title)
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Jealous that you can get on Tattle in the school staff room! Our school has the website blocked so have to catch up when I get home
What’s the predictions for the new kitchen then troops. We going for beige and more natural? More like farm hoose style in the bespoke boujee tatt flat. Farm hoose in the middle of paisley prolly pay a couple o junkies in the close to dress up like alpacas to make it authentic. If you don’t Ken get tae Ken
Maybe he's trying to fit an island in or a breakfast bar 
Or a two-seater dining table.Maybe he's trying to fit an island in or a breakfast bar
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