He says he can’t wait till Friday but he won’t go see it. Just like he says he’s making those cocktails when he’s 100% obviously not going to. It’s the same old shite with him.
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It’s like the aperol spritz all over again. Did we ever actually see him make one or was he just pointing at the bottle
saying it was lethal? And then he had a bottle of lemonade instead of soda aswell 
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Looks like he's goat a bespoke smack problem, factual.Ma lovelies……..WTAF is this photo all about??? Those lips 🫢those stories should have come with a trigger warning
He’s posted the wrong photo here…..does he not mean ‘my two lips are artificial lovelies’ 
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With her level of illiteracy you could well be right Ma lovely!He’s posted the wrong photo here…..does he not mean ‘my two lips are artificial lovelies’
& gives him pores like the surface of the moon
Here he goes with the beautiful weather crap. Mario you dinny like the sun!!! Remember?! Your a winter person. Hates the sun, loves the sun, loves winter, hates the heat. Even he canny keep up 
Jesus man those lips are an absolute mess, I've never had any filler in mine but I've known a few people who have and they've NEVER looked that purple! It honestly looks like they've gone wrong!
Happy M O N D A Y ma hens, predictions on what this week will bring? He's no posted a castlevecchis in a while, that's ma guess
Happy 100 thread hens, oan this beautiful dayn o dawn and so forth. Hoping Deek will get his wee boaby, slapped aboot the bumming fort the night, in celebration, so aye. Turning up at a polis station, with lips like a blue waffle piss flap, will do you no favours, you fat cankle. Aye.
Aw ffs am cursed ain’t a? Maz spotted again getting the 757 bus again this morning… Primark bag and gym trackies oan. Stupid BF wouldny slow doon the motor so a canny gee you pics
I dae wonder where he’s gawn, maybe he doesny actually work at a polis station?
I dae wonder where he’s gawn, maybe he doesny actually work at a polis station?
I’m read these threads for so long and never posted but I wanted to say happy 100
Happy Monday ya lovolie lot of trolls mwah mwah.
The wank stain is ranking up the affs.
The wank stain is ranking up the affs.
The girl at work has her lips done every few months, and not once in all the years I’ve known her have they looked like his the day after
State of him!
State of him!
Looks like he’s been sucking truncheons all weekend. I bet he’s the but of all jokes at work.
Another wee aff link ma lovelies, hes fair raking it in, be goin ta Turkey fur some new teeth wi his new found wealth.
Maybes get his lips fixed also, never seen anyone with fillers go like that so aye #factual
Maybes get his lips fixed also, never seen anyone with fillers go like that so aye #factual
Getting the overtime in klarna must be due on his arse
It's OK hen, I spotted her too.Aw ffs am cursed ain’t a? Maz spotted again getting the 757 bus again this morning… Primark bag and gym trackies oan. Stupid BF wouldny slow doon the motor so a canny gee you pics
I dae wonder where he’s gawn, maybe he doesny actually work at a polis station?
Fancy having to go to work / out with scabby lips like that 
Is he not mortified?
Is he not mortified?Oh dear Maz, you do know that income from aff links or associate programmes is classed as self employed earnings so you better register with HMRC pronto. Amazon may need your tax details when you register but that doesn’t mean they pay your tax. As affiliate marketers are provided with a commission, the law and the government classify such people as traders. So get yourself registered and prepare to submit a self assessment form online or through your agent / accountant.
Since January this year Amazon are required to submit all details of their associates to HMRC.
Pass me the joos & criss for 31st Jan every year when he has totally overspent on Christmas tatt and hasn’t enough in the petty cash to pay his SA tax bill.
P.S. HMRC don’t offer Klarna
Since January this year Amazon are required to submit all details of their associates to HMRC.
Pass me the joos & criss for 31st Jan every year when he has totally overspent on Christmas tatt and hasn’t enough in the petty cash to pay his SA tax bill.
P.S. HMRC don’t offer Klarna
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