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Looks like his hairstyle tae!Marion must have taken this pic to the butcher that did his lips and asked for them to look like this.
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Youse need tae get yourself a wee Mario Mafia discount code for the wummin who does his lips. Ah think she might make spitting image puppets in her spare time though.Look at us mop kicking our way into thread no.100 my lovelies
Best thread on this APP nae debates
also Iโve had my lips done a couple of times and they have NEVER looked like that .. and Iโm easy To bruise
Just showed Mr Peach the lip explosion and after berating them he followed it up with a โitโs his stupid buzzy haircut that pisses me off the most.โ
Excuse me folks, away to take the husband to the bumming fort
Excuse me folks, away to take the husband to the bumming fort
Look at the state on it. Looks like she has cornbeef lips. Hair like artificial grass ffs.
Jesus Mary and the wee donkey, those lips! 
No matter what he says, they must be sore. It looks like blood blisters. The lips look so wonky as well, how can he think theyโre ok?!?
Within a couple of weeks theyโll be down quicker than the balloon arch so aye
No matter what he says, they must be sore. It looks like blood blisters. The lips look so wonky as well, how can he think theyโre ok?!?
Within a couple of weeks theyโll be down quicker than the balloon arch so aye
I really hope he comes to see these posts 
Those lips have been so badly done. And why is warm weather a cleaner's worst nightmare, does he think the rest of us have it easy? twit
Shake what your mother gave us!!!!! (Me) and so forth ..Aye hen, and in YOUR pjs!!!!
Excuse me hen, they are HIGHLY RECOMMENDED and so forth. Not an #ad paid for masel so aye. Affronted.
The way he goes on about โthis warmthโ as well. Like itโs 30c. Itโs like 19c at best. Calm down
Doesnโt he work indoors as well? Most office buildings have air con these days donโt they? Itโs the ones that do actual outdoor manual labour in the summer heat (not this 19C barely even summer yet) and people who work in kitchens where it reaches over 40C in the summer that you should feel bad for. I couldnโt do what they do!
Yeah, but then think how moist she is down there, with her hairless, talc coated boaby and delicate smooth balls, the size of petit pois.The way he goes on about โthis warmthโ as well. Like itโs 30c. Itโs like 19c at best. Calm down
Hen you have me pissing my gusset way that description
I actually hid a picture in ma heed
I am questioning the fact that she works at a polis station, assuming sheโs taking that bus tae her 20 minute shift then itโll be somewhere near the airport. No way would the fat slug travel aw the wae to Clydebank (1. Sheโs lazy and 2. Weโd know aw about it wae the moaning), so Iโm guessing itโs just regular wee offices. Still, sheโs lying about her 12 hour shifts, given she maintains it enough then sheโd literally only be hoovering and changing a bin. Either that she actually does work at the airport maybe a wee cabin crew journeeBut anyway hens, am rambling nooโฆ happy C H O O S E D A Y and tonsa love
But anyway hens, am rambling nooโฆ happy C H O O S E D A Y and tonsa loveCould you imagine Mario as a Cart Tart fae an airline! It would be immense! My mate works fae that small business, Virgin Atlantic, as cabin crew and he would eat Marion aliveI am questioning the fact that she works at a polis station, assuming sheโs taking that bus tae her 20 minute shift then itโll be somewhere near the airport. No way would the fat slug travel aw the wae to Clydebank (1. Sheโs lazy and 2. Weโd know aw about it wae the moaning), so Iโm guessing itโs just regular wee offices. Still, sheโs lying about her 12 hour shifts, given she maintains it enough then sheโd literally only be hoovering and changing a bin. Either that she actually does work at the airport maybe a wee cabin crew journee
Why does he have about 34 favourite films? Pick one you wee scrote
Never met anyone who's favourite movie is The Colour Purple either. It's a bit fecking dark, like! Amazing movie but not exactly one you'd want to re-watch on a regular basis like you would with a normal favourite movie. Has he even read the book the original film is based off of either?
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