Since when has lino been wood? Another A* for Science (much like English) it would seem! bleeping whopper!!
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The edge of the wall looks all wavy
Shite editing job Martin! Those shaky strangler fingers are nae use at drawing straight lines.
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Days like this I'm so happy I have a fulfilling job to come home from, a back garden that I can mow and tidy up, a bikini to wear and then a sunlounger to laze on and just feel at home and at peace. Beautiful. Wait, I have laminate flooring too, never gave it a second thought tbh 
I’m wrapped in a blanket cos I’m bloody freezing.
Hing oan hen, afore ah welcome youse, ah need tae ken, dae youse huv 4 plug in air fresheners, two reed diffusers and 30 candles in wan room? And dae youse live in Beirut towers ma lovelieHey, hope you don't mind me joining in, usually lurk over at PTWM (can't wait for her downfall) but was wondering..... How often does everybody change there bedding? I don't think I know any of my friends or family that do it twice a week.... Is it just us that are mingers.......
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Haud the McGill's bus, didn't he say that his vinyl flair wuz ultra warm when he goat it put in by crapet kerr? Nae wunner his beak is so big, auld Martinocchio.
Hing oan hen, afore ah welcome youse, ah need tae ken, dae youse huv 4 plug in air fresheners, two reed diffusers and 30 candles in wan room? And dae youse live in Beirut towers ma lovelie
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Nup, 3 bedrooms, front and back door...... Ohhh and a back gairden! Smell the wealth lol
Nup.... 3 bedrooms, front and back door... Ohhhh and a back gairden.... Smell.the wealthHing oan hen, afore ah welcome youse, ah need tae ken, dae youse huv 4 plug in air fresheners, two reed diffusers and 30 candles in wan room? And dae youse live in Beirut towers ma lovelie
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Haud the McGill's bus, didn't he say that his vinyl flair wuz ultra warm when he goat it put in by crapet kerr? Nae wunner his beak is so big, auld Martinocchio.
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Omfg these are the best pics everI see that Sam Smith huz cancelled the night, shud huv just goat Martin tae staun in fur him. Remember this gem fae @hopethishelpsallthebest
Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!
I wonder if Deek and Rayn are trying to send Marion a message on “that app” Spotify, so aye. So Shania is on repeat all day, yet the song she was listening to wasn’t Shania 🤣tattle.life
Even though ah'm no an #influencer and this app isnae ma joab, ah'd highly recommend huving a look at most liked posts. Ah hud tae close it as ah nearly wet masel'Omfg these are the best pics ever
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#notanad paid fur it maself
Well those pound shop rings (promise ring ) aren't going to last long, as soon as he puts his hand in the bucket of bleach/zoflora/ both mixed together ( I'm sure as a professional cleaner who has done his COSHH training he does not do this 
), they will disintegrate
) aren't going to last long, as soon as he puts his hand in the bucket of bleach/zoflora/ both mixed together ( I'm sure as a professional cleaner who has done his COSHH training he does not do this ), they will disintegrate With Martin's logic I'm surprised the pound shop rings didn't cost more than his 'good' rings.Well those pound shop rings (promise ring
Well thank you. I've just nearly choked on my goddamn breakfast looking at those posts! That'll learn me to read Mario while eating!Even though ah'm no an #influencer and this app isnae ma joab, ah'd highly recommend huving a look at most liked posts. Ah hud tae close it as ah nearly wet masel'
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Ah hate the heat i love the heat oo my flairs are extra warmth my flairs are cold n cool.
You need a good memory to be a good liar marian.
Im no even mentioning the lucky bag rings!!!!
You need a good memory to be a good liar marian.
Im no even mentioning the lucky bag rings!!!!
I think His new lucky bag rings are Staccd By Nicci. Rendall and Glamis have previously spoke about this brand on their pages. He doesn't follow them but I'm sure these are the same. They won't last long if he's cleaning (we use that term loosely) with them on.
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Going back to his lips. I’ve never had fillers, but don’t they usually inject into the lip margins rather than directly into the middle of the lip itself? He looks like he’s been punched in the face, scabs and bruises all over his actual lips, usually people get bruises around the lips don’t they?
Why can’t he do ANYTHING right?!
Why can’t he do ANYTHING right?!
absolutely howling looking through these, and also noted in 2021 one of the recaps recorded his first mention of Christmas in 2021 was July 28th, so felt like we needed to record that his first mention of Christmas 2023 was May 24th!!! 🥲Even though ah'm no an #influencer and this app isnae ma joab, ah'd highly recommend huving a look at most liked posts. Ah hud tae close it as ah nearly wet masel'
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Happy Fri-yah ya nasty troll... mwah mwah.
Amazon tat incoming I think, with an aff link.
Amazon tat incoming I think, with an aff link.
Whits planned fur this weekend of fun I wonder? A wee McGills bus mystery tour? mar beige food? Maybe yous could sit oot in the communal garden fur some fun in the sun sharing some herbal cigarettes wi the junkies?
You need ta dae something exciting to keep your 95% of wumman happy as yur losing followers and nae debates. #factual
Well hello ma lovelies 
how are yoos all?! Thought I’d treatit maself on ma wee lunch break, got my criss and joos xox
Good job you’ve all let me know Ma wee hens that Mazdas had a botched lip filler and not a bought of herpes!
spine bright, tattie hearts mwah mwah
how are yoos all?! Thought I’d treatit maself on ma wee lunch break, got my criss and joos xoxGood job you’ve all let me know Ma wee hens that Mazdas had a botched lip filler and not a bought of herpes!
spine bright, tattie hearts mwah mwah
My mum gets fillers, she has very thin lips, and I have never seen anything like this. Normally can just about see the injection site on the outer lip and the bruising goes down pretty quick. His lips have been butcherd!
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