As if he needs to use conditionerWell it awe depends Marion if yer a man or a wummin. Ah wash ma hair and apply conditioner then wash ma boady. If I'm just showering then ah just wash ma boady. Does that blow yer mind ma lovely
My husband has way more hair than him and he’s never used conditioner in his life.Clutching ma beak, ah veered right oot ma ain lane and nae debatesAnyone else reeling from the fact that @Madge2022 just spoke in non Marion language for the first time?!
My husband has a full heed of hair and 90% of the time he washes it with the shower gelAs if he needs to use conditioner
you can't not look 
Too many trolls oan this app, ah'll always be chanting Martin fae the rooftoaps #factual
He's been watching too much oaf Miss Greedychops and how long it's taken her tae get kitchen done. Wunner if his fablon will be #giftedHe’s having the kitchen ‘redecorated,’ so needs to eat out all week cos they won’t be able to use it????
So he’s paying somebody to strip wallpaper and paint a tiny room where 80% of the surface is cupboards??? And thinks this’ll put the room out of action for a week?!
I know he likes to moan about how busy and exhausted he is, but he has every evening and weekend free to lounge about and talk about Christmas, has no hobbies, no caring responsibilities, no kids, no volunteering commitments, and still can’t find it in himself to strip the 3 square meters of paper? Well seen he’s never done anything like that in his life, or he’d know that it would be the work of two nights to strip and paint the kitchen.
I shouldn’t be surprised - this is the man who makes heavy weather or doing laundry for 2 people, to an audience likely full of busy working mums doing laundry for at least twice that number, without breaking a sweat.
He totally thinks he’s a reno account now. ‘The work starts in my kitchen next week’ as if he’s having it replaced with a new island and bifolds
Mine pinches my very nice shampoo but because his hair is shorter he only needs a teeny amount. I've got shoulder length hair and I only use a small amount of shampoo and then a small amount of conditioner that I just work into my hair from about middle downwards because that's all you need. If he's been using so much conditioner on his three hairs that it's caused him body acne, he's doing something very bleeping wrongMy husband has a full heed of hair and 90% of the time he washes it with the shower gel
Make it make sense ma lovely. My mum lived with no kitchen for months while she was having her extension built (smell the wealthSurely I’d he has a ninja then he can make meals each night without needing access to the full kitchen? Or does he no longer have the ninja
) and she still managed to cook meals on her oven plonked in the middle of an empty space. He's just looking for more excuses to live off take-aways (as if he doesn't already).I'm behind hens because I've been oot living my life as it should be lived and catching up oan bleep washin but why's this the photo every gran in their sixties posts on their FB, taken on their ipad
You didn't know but you goat tae know. Mario the patron saint of grooming and personal hygiene hus spoken! Your (lack of) boady acne isnae his fight! Never message this page again!Oh my goad! I’ve been showering all wrang fae over 50 year hens!! I always go on a boady washing jurneeee first followed by a shampoo & conditioner jurneeee!! I’ve just ripped me claes aff looking fae ma bespoke acne but I cannee find any……help
Anyone else keep reading boady washing as boaby washing? Naw??? Me neitherOh my goad! I’ve been showering all wrang fae over 50 year hens!! I always go on a boady washing jurneeee first followed by a shampoo & conditioner jurneeee!! I’ve just ripped me claes aff looking fae ma bespoke acne but I cannee find any……help
...) didn't you know? If you go on this app called Spotify and type in "Tina Turner" you'll get loads and loads of songs by her. Thank me later. 
How dare youse, dae ye no ken him serenading wee Deek wi a Tina number, don't message this page again!!!!!He's always been a huge fan of Tina Turner (despite barely ever mentioning her
