Do you have a slut song that you bust a few moves to hen??? Or maybe a fave little number that you sing a capella whilst furiously clicking your fingers?? If the answer is no then never message this page againSing tae me makes me honestly piss myself laughing everytime he says it to the point I say it myself now if I’m listening to a particularly enjoyable song
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He asks some juvenile friggin questions 
And he said he absolutely loves the theatre and mentions a couple of shows that he has to see, one being Wicked. He can't love the theatre that much because that shows been going for years, and in the years I've followed him l can count on one hand when he's been, and other than one they've his brother's pantos. Tit!
And he said he absolutely loves the theatre and mentions a couple of shows that he has to see, one being Wicked. He can't love the theatre that much because that shows been going for years, and in the years I've followed him l can count on one hand when he's been, and other than one they've his brother's pantos. Tit!
Marion, if you’re reading this please replace those skanky door handles you have instead of repeatedly changing your Falbon in your kitchen.
Jesus Mary and Joseph what the duck has she done to her lipsHe asks some juvenile friggin questions
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And he said he absolutely loves the theatre and mentions a couple of shows that he has to see, one being Wicked. He can't love the theatre that much because that shows been going for years, and in the years I've followed him l can count on one hand when he's been, and other than one they've his brother's pantos. Tit!
I feel a Pete Burns episode brewing from those things, she a bleeping state!! I’d never show my face if I looked like that. Ugly queen!!!!
Oh no he isn't!!He asks some juvenile friggin questions
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And he said he absolutely loves the theatre and mentions a couple of shows that he has to see, one being Wicked. He can't love the theatre that much because that shows been going for years, and in the years I've followed him l can count on one hand when he's been, and other than one they've his brother's pantos. Tit!
On second thoughts oh yes he is.
Those lips….. 
Can someone please translate, my Martin translator is broken.
His kitchen won't be a huge transition, what does he mean, is his kitchen going through a sex change?!?!
His kitchen won't be a huge transition, what does he mean, is his kitchen going through a sex change?!?!
They’re terrible aren’t they! My 5 year old daughter saw Marion on my phone earlier and she asked why he doesn’t have eyebrows and lips like us. She asked why his eyebrows go up like lines and why his lips are 2 colours.Those lips…..
Pyoor Servilan vibes hens. The villain from Blake 7. Nae debates on my post.
More like Reptilian hen!
What the duck has haooend to his lips. I have never seen anyone end up like that. Infact I've only ever seen slight swelling and even thats disappeared in a day or so. I would be bloody mortified if it was me who did them and he tagged me
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And what in the Holy duck is with his hair. He looks like he has a porcupine stuck on the back of it
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And what in the Holy duck is with his hair. He looks like he has a porcupine stuck on the back of it
Been reading here Mario?.
Many people have said didn't realise he liked country. He likes a lot of genres.
Stupid question for his stupid followers.
''Wash your hair first or wash your body first''.
He washes his hair because the hair products can cause body acne. Fook off.
He's ready for the better weather at the weekend.
Has nothing to gab aboot but stays on for another 7 mins.
He wants to go see Moulin Rouge in London far his birthday.
Wants to see Wicked in Glasgow. Loves the theatre, and everyone is fooking talented.
The sofa is coming next week.
Decorating the kitchen, no major changes, wrapping the worktops agin.
Going out for dinner a few nights as there will be no kitchen available.
He would love to re tile the bathroom.
The hall needs re painting, the radiators are getting painted.
Mario's kitchen - thought it was Derek's as well.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Christmas, normally he shares what he has bought, this year he isn't doing that. This year he will show when it's all up.
He has another theme he would like to do - One theme is baby blue.
He has nowhere to put it all so will just shove it doon somewhere.
Many people have said didn't realise he liked country. He likes a lot of genres.
Stupid question for his stupid followers.
''Wash your hair first or wash your body first''.
He washes his hair because the hair products can cause body acne. Fook off.
He's ready for the better weather at the weekend.
Has nothing to gab aboot but stays on for another 7 mins.
He wants to go see Moulin Rouge in London far his birthday.
Wants to see Wicked in Glasgow. Loves the theatre, and everyone is fooking talented.
The sofa is coming next week.
Decorating the kitchen, no major changes, wrapping the worktops agin.
Going out for dinner a few nights as there will be no kitchen available.
He would love to re tile the bathroom.
The hall needs re painting, the radiators are getting painted.
Mario's kitchen - thought it was Derek's as well.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Christmas, normally he shares what he has bought, this year he isn't doing that. This year he will show when it's all up.
He has another theme he would like to do - One theme is baby blue.
He has nowhere to put it all so will just shove it doon somewhere.
Go in Spotify and type “country music” and country music will come up and you can listen to it. Thanks for explaining Spotify to us
It's May and this plonker is already talking about Christmas. Not even just Christmas 2023 but potentially 2024 or later as he's already onto his next theme, before he's even done this one 
Get an actual life Mario
Get an actual life MarioIs it just me or are they lips bright red n making his teeth look black. Lips are horredous they just urnae right n he knows it. Kitchen wrapped again yet mair shite bought again for kitchen & living room. where is he storing aw this stuff up the loft with the ‘squirrels’ (rats)
Yeah, he’s read hereGo in Spotify and type “country music” and country music will come up and you can listen to it. Thanks for explaining Spotify to us
Who’s your favourite then Marion? And not one that I’ve already listed .remind you of someone
The name of that spoiler made me.giggle. I will pass on that can't stand listening to Marion waffling on!
Anyone else reeling from the fact that @Madge2022 just spoke in non Marion language for the first time?!
Well it awe depends Marion if yer a man or a wummin. Ah wash ma hair and apply conditioner then wash ma boady. If I'm just showering then ah just wash ma boady. Does that blow yer mind ma lovelyHe asks some juvenile friggin questions
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And he said he absolutely loves the theatre and mentions a couple of shows that he has to see, one being Wicked. He can't love the theatre that much because that shows been going for years, and in the years I've followed him l can count on one hand when he's been, and other than one they've his brother's pantos. Tit!
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