Cleaning with Mario #100 In a world of Marios, be more Janie

[SuzyE]

Those lips are bad. I'm showing my neighbour the state of them next time l see her, because she's a qualified aesthetic as well as a nurse practitioner.

You can't tell me we're the only one's thinking the same. Some of his followers must be having a good gossip behind his back, especially his insta huns.

Derek's not jealous?. Why would he be with an ugly trout faced fecker like Mario

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

When has he ever bleeping mentioned country music? His attention span is so bleeping short, everything is his favourite! Name one other country singer that isn't Dolly Parton and some bloke you only like because you fancy him. Bet he bloody can't! ZBB? Blake Shelton? Luke Bryan? Tim McGraw? Darius Rucker? Nah, didn't think so. He's so fake at literally everything.

 

[Skyflier6727]

It gives me the galloping icks when he says “sing it tae me son”. He’s like some creepy old man. **shivers**

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

his last few posts about that country singer have given me the complete cringe. A man near 40 posting stuff a 12yr old with a crush would post. Make it make sense my lovelies

 

[mrsbucket]

I'm not just saying this because its Martin but I have honestly never seen someone so unfortunate looking in all my puff.

Same, hen. Sometimes I am pyoor affronted at how ugly he is. I know he has been dealt an unfortunate hand but he could at least get a decent haircut and go oan a rhinoplasty jurneey before addressing the crusty lips. And don't even get me started on the dress sense.

 

[mammaof3]

Glad I saw his stories the noo rather than earlier. ma lunch would have been uplifted from ma gut ma lovelies.


Seems the fanny is wetting her panty liner over some guy agin

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Spine bright anyhoo it's midweek.
The wains are oof at the end for a week, canna wait

 

[G&TGal II]

Same, hen. Sometimes I am pyoor affronted at how ugly he is. I know he has been dealt an unfortunate hand but he could at least get a decent haircut and go oan a rhinoplasty jurneey before addressing the crusty lips. And don't even get me started on the dress sense.

I’m not seeing a perfect pout, I’m seeing something that would send a proctologist reaching for his gloves.

 

[Madge2022]

I’m not seeing a perfect pout, I’m seeing something that would send a proctologist reaching for his gloves.

The hole noo resembles one.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Of course Derek isn’t jealous coz he knows you’re an ugly fat pig that has no chance with anyone let alone a handsome Irish man.

 

[mammaof3]

Glad I saw his stories the noo rather than earlier. ma lunch would have been uplifted from ma gut ma lovelies.


Seems the fanny is wetting her panty liner over some guy agin

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Spine bright anyhoo it's midweek.
The wains are oof at the end for a week, canna wait

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[HappyLittleSnail]

I’m not seeing a perfect pout, I’m seeing something that would send a proctologist reaching for his gloves.

Aye looks exactly like a haemorrhoid afflicted arse hole. Actually giving me post birth flashbacks

 

[iris8]

The fear from those lips.

The reason wee Deeky is no jealous is cause he knows There’s No one halved baked enough to have you.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Same, hen. Sometimes I am pyoor affronted at how ugly he is. I know he has been dealt an unfortunate hand but he could at least get a decent haircut and go oan a rhinoplasty jurneey before addressing the crusty lips. And don't even get me started on the dress sense.

The fact he shows it all off too has me clutching my beak hen. Nobody and I mean nobody will be rushing out to get anything done that he has done nor will they be buying them Romanian car wash leggings anytime soon. But we move, so aye and so fourth, lets just be thankful we aren't martin my lovely

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

The fact he shows it all off too has me clutching my beak hen. Nobody and I mean nobody will be rushing out to get anything done that he has done nor will they be buying them Romanian car wash leggings anytime soon. But we move, so aye and so fourth, lets just be thankful we aren't martin my lovely

I've honestly never seen anyone with so much misplaced confidence.

 

[Madge2022]

Aye looks exactly like a haemorrhoid afflicted arse hole. Actually giving me post birth flashbacks

Martin shud purchase this cream from that small business Amazon fur his lips:

We might be #treatit tae another bank fraud jurney.

 

[nefariousnellie]

Sing tae me makes me honestly piss myself laughing everytime he says it to the point I say it myself now if I’m listening to a particularly enjoyable song

 

[Madge2022]

Sing tae me makes me honestly piss myself laughing everytime he says it to the point I say it myself now if I’m listening to a particularly enjoyable song

Ah hope youse also say choon and take me back. Tonsa luv

 

[twilightgarden]

I’ve had a rough day at work the day hens as ma job is longer than 20 mins a day. This thread has cheered me right up.
At least my lips don’t look like Marion’s. What an absolute state! A horrendous advert for the butcher “aesthetic practitioner” that did them. A blind Nikita dug would have done a better job and nae debates.

 

[Curly]

He’s made the barber look horrendous and now the person who done his lips. I refuse to believe either is qualified in their profession!

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

I would rather have my lips chopped off than look like that!
My sister gets her top lip done and a tiny but in the bottom to balance and your normally cant tell shes even had it done because the person is so good ( obviously does look nice )